Peaceful Resistance
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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,
is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);
names are changed to protect the
T'Rump Sympathizer.
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, broadcasting
Positive Waves & Good Vibes
across the virtual multiverse,
sharing poultry & photos chock full of sunshine and lollipops and...
a meditation focal point
Evolution of writing utensiles
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As a certain world leader punishes and disciplines
their global neighbors and elected peers,
DaBCo Industry Poultry Division presents...
If T'Rump Were My Bee-atch
If T'Rump were My bee-atch
I'd bind him to Saint Andrew's Cross by his shoulders
and ankles with just enough movement to wriggle,
not enough to kick or hit -
If T'Rump were My bee-atch
I'd make him wear a ball gag and neck brace
so he couldn't speak or move his head
in that dick-torial way -
If T'Rump were My bee-atch
I'd secure his hands just far enough away
from his mouth and nose and put lit cigarettes
and joints between his fingers so he couldn't smoke them -
If T'Rump were My bee-atch
I'd replace his alcoholic beverages with
non-alcoholic beer, wine, and liquors
in the same bottles and funnel them around the gag -
If T'Rump were My bee-atch
I'd substitute placebos for his drugs
I'd force feed him balanced meal frappes
and smoothies funneled around the gag -
If T'Rump were My bee-atch
I'd give him a grudge to hang on to
and spank it out of him,
whip 'im, whip 'im good -
If T'Rump were My bee-atch
If T'Rump were My bee-atch
He'd probably like it - - -
like it...? He'd love it!
BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!
If T'Rump were My bee-atch - - -
Turn about is fair play.
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Advice for today's United Statesian
under the thumb of their current elected, criminal, dictator
and his SS Force.
Produce Good Fruit
(& Shine)
The crowds asked Jesus,
"What then should we do?"
He said to them in reply,
"Whoever has two cloaks
should share with the person who has none.
And whoever has food
should do likewise."
Luke 3:10-11
NAB-Catholic Translation
Safe harbor beacon
calm comfort anchored to rock
abundant blessings,
cloaks, food, shelter, and talents
humbly share with joyful heart.
Fruits embody piece of Heart,
unconditional talents
freely spread Blessings,
Saint walking The Road to Rock
shines with Lords Beacon.
"We're all Saints
made to support each other.
We're all Saints.
We're All Saints.
We are All Saints.
Good Advice for Followers of all
Religious Philosophies.
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Parting Shots
Putting Words into Action
Sharing Food, Clothing, & Talents
with our Neighbors
unconditionally.
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
on a
"Mission from God"
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