The Final Edition From the Think Tank

  Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone,

For Entertainment Purposes Only;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,

is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,

and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);

names are changed to protect the

moving people.

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry, 

 it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry, 

 it is not your Grandparent's Poetry, 

 it is not your Parent's Poetry,

 it is 21st Century Poetry,

it is your poetry,

an evolution,

revolution

in verse; 

 see,

21st Century Poets are doing new things,

the old has fallen away. 

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 Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

after 12 wonderful years of being the Resident Poet

at the Think Tank Consortium & Home for Wayward Men

Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, DaBCo Industries Poultry Division,

is moving from the Poet's Garret, right dormer in the above photo,

to the Chelmsford Arms, Moon Unit B,

a new chapter in the Life of a Pote begins!

Direct all questions to Think Tank Chief Security Officer, Senor Sicilian Boots.

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In honor of this auspicious occasion,

SHIZNAT!

It's Not Plagiarism

(If It's on the Web)

* Posted on Twitter Social Media Blues

I sprayed a spider with glitter

and now she's a stripper

sparkling snare in the shitter

need dollahs to drop'a ripper -

I sprayed a spider with glitter

and a shimmering bod'

performs an 8 legged splitter

as she works the curtain rod -

I sprayed a spider with glitter

and now she's glittering gay

struts stuff all'a gigglin' titter

packed room, deuce shows a day -

I sprayed a spider with glitter

now I gotta have wank

whenever I'm in the shitter

and that Black Widow's makin' bank!

that Black Widow's makin' bank.

I sprayed a spider with glitter

and now she's a stripper... *

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To beat the heat of Summer,

WINTER POULTRY CUT!

Knight Sledding at Night

St. Peter's Episcopal Church, Londonderry, NH

Saint Peter goes snow tubin'

with Shaman Coyote of Wamesett

they share a pre-run doobin'

and slide slopes of Wachusett -

Black Diamond Trail on a dare

pathway of perpetual snow

double dog Pink Triangle flying pair

bathed in Great Spirit Heavenly Glow -

Coyote Laughs like a loon

on edge of chaos and control

Peter barks at the moon

cathartic cleansing soul -

Free fallin' at break neck speed

past down hill skiers they whiz

self imposed limitations freed

know guiding hands are His -

Saint Peter goes snow tubin'

with Shaman Coyote of Wamesett

they partake in post run doobin'

and Bless the slopes of Wachusett -

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Parting Shot

Blast From the Past

Steadfast Positive Outlook

plows through all obstacles

& a little tank-like Faith

doesn't hurt either.

Poet Noet: the By Faith Church has since dropped the

Christian Soldier Tank Crew Image

and had the armored vehicle hauled away.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much, 

 Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

& his buddy, Jack

Poet's Garret

note built in Writer's Desk in background,

ground zero of all the hits!

also known as,

"a Bad Ass Pote"

D. Saenz, Poet, Playwright, C. Arrajj, Artist

&

"the undisputed heavy weight poet of the world!!!"

D. Balbony, World Traveler, Teacher

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 contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park Da Butcha via this blog, or dabsasp@gmail.com

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