BLAST FROM THE PAST
Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone,
For Entertainment Purposes Only;
any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,
is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);
names are changed to protect
Mr. Peabody and Sherman.
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act"
Attributed to George Orwell
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, broadcasting
Positive Waves, Good Vibes, & Truth
across the virtual multiverse,
sharing poultry & photos chock full of sunshine and lollipops and...
a meditation focal point
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Counting & rolling nickles, dimes, quarters & pennies
plus silver dollars, Sacajawea dollars, fifty cent pieces,
and other assorted bits of coinage,
dumped out of my
5 gallon spring water jug retirement fund,
change collected from the mid-1970's to 2026,
there were notes with money attached,
payments from Poetry Performances over the years,
and also some of the accompanying poems
performed at the gigs
written by Art & CAT & Boxmaster,
the larval state of
The Short Attention Expanding Poets Collective.
Today we present a piece that I was recently thinking about,
based on a Sesame Street Counting Cartoon,
to the number 12...& BEYOND!
Set the Way back Machine for the 1990's
Annnnnd away we GOOOO!
Celebrating the 30th Anniversary Year of
Stuffed Angels Em Pastries
The CAB M Blues
by Art, CAT, & Boxmaster
Gig: Naked City Coffee Haus
December 12, 1996
Mystic Bar and Grill
we're on the road to somewhere
cafe of the mind
restaurant in the stars
Happy Hour starts at 12
1 2 3 4 5...6 7 8 9 10...11 12
1 2 3 4 5...6 7 8 9 10...11 12
A B C D E...F G H I J K...L M N O P
Q R S T U...V W X Y...AND Z-12
A B C D...F G H I J K...L M...
M
M is for
Mystical Mystic
Mystificator Mystique
Mysticism Myth
Mystically Mesmerizing
Mystifying Me
AUM
1 2 3 4 5...6 7 8 9 10...11 12
1 2 3 4 5...6 7 8 9 10...11 12
A B C D E...F G H I J K...L M N O P
Q R S T U...V W X Y...AND Z-12
A B C D...F G H I J K...L M...
M
Mystic bedding
mattresses stuffed by angels
factory in the clouds
always looking for help
don't call us, we'll call you
Mystic Appliance
salesman approaches gently
caressing washers
and fridges as he passes
knowing souls inner workings
Mystical Pizza
holy pepperoni
sauce made by saints
spiritual awakening
enlightenment in every bite
Mystic Bakery
shaman tended pastries
more than just a pie
Mystic Bakery
rising above the yeast
spirits in the dough
bread baked by demons
devil may care attitude
Dispensing donuts
pastries, pies, and wisdom
Mystic Bakery
Squeaky, squeegee shine
from stained glass rose dormers right
down to the peep hole
home will feel like holy place
Crystal Mystic Window Spray
Mystic Bar and Grill
we're on the road to nowhere
cafe in the sky
restaurant to the stars
Happy Hour starts at 12
1 2 3 4 5...6 7 8 9 10...11 12
1 2 3 4 5...6 7 8 9 10...11 12
A B C D E...F G H I J K...L M N O P
Q R S T U...V W X Y...AND Z-12
A B C D...F G H I J K...L M...
M
AUM...
mmmmmmmmmm...
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Social Commentary Parting Piece
Canine Euthanasia
Story, Old Yeller,
about dog and his feller,
boy decides to rid
himself of pet turned rabid;
Disney film with cast steller -
State's Leader not so steller
presents symptoms of rabid,
country needs to rid
itself of diseased feller
just like Old Yeller -
WOOF!
Bad Dog, no kibbles!
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For more on the book & film of
Old Yeller
follow these links,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Yeller
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Yeller_(film)
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Tired of the Frigid temps and piles of snow?
Here's a reminder of the season to come
in only
FIVE MONTHS!
and Summer Sunshine
in Maine.
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
in Summer Attire
and sunshine.
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