CHRISTMAS EVE EDITION

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,

is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,

and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);

names are changed to protect the

Faithful.

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry, 

 it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry, 

 it is not your Grandparent's Poetry, 

 it is not your Parent's Poetry,

 it is 21st Century Poetry,

it is your poetry,

an evolution,

revolution

in verse; 

 see,

21st Century Poets are doing new things,

the old has fallen away. 

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 Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, broadcasting

Positive Waves & Good Vibes

across the virtual multiverse,

sharing poultry & photos chock full of sunshine and lollipops and...

meditation focal points

Lowtowns Famous Smokestack Christmas Tree
to brighten your Christmas Eve

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Thursday, December 25, 2025

due to the

DaBCo Industries Poultry Division Offices

being closed in observance of all the Sacred Celebrations

we bring you

The Christmas Eve Edition of

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

Google Blog

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At this time of the holiday season,

some of you are probably fed up, burnt out,

all that negative energy built up

after madly dashing store to store

trying to find that perfect gift for the last person on your list,

we here at DaBCo Industries Poultry Division know and understand

your frustrations, the holidays can get to be too much,

even this XMAS POMES 2025 Project

December 7 - 24, 2025

and we present the poem that everybody wants to

read and recite at the top of their lungs...

E. Scrooge & B. Marley

#38

Christmas Holiday Greetings

daily murders, rapes, and beatings,

merry happy and FUCK YOU!

joy peace GO SCREW!

FUG THE NEEDY'S PLEADINGS!

Fug those pleadings

make love, not war, Go Screw!

Say to neighbor, you fuck me and I'll fuck you,

hold circle jerk beatings,

sticky holigay greetings -

YAH!

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Villainous Heroes

#42

Jack Skellington and Grinch chill

discuss holiday that makes them ill

Jack wants to take it for himself,

Grinch wants to dump it and every elf

off cold cliffs of Crumpit Hill -

They sit in Grinchy Cave on hill

overlooks Christmastown and jolly elf

Jack cracks box 'o'wine he brought himself

they drink of the vine until they're ill

and Max breaks out a bone to chill -

Holiday Cheer...

SPARK IT UP!

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Harvest

#48

Newlywed transient couple takes shelter at a farm

where the bride gives birth safe from harm

snuggled on hay bales in the barn

farmers wife collects clothes to sew and darn

and coos over newborns natural charm -

Farmhands and Reverend praise babes charm

bask in bright cuteness, gosh darn,

illuminating recesses of the barn

farmer shields family from harm

when ICE arrives to raid the farm -

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Final Peace

(Peace)

#57

So have yourself a merry little Christmas,

Christ, you really can't miss this

deck the cross with boughs of holly

bless the Saint who's always jolly

and the world with holiday bliss -

Spirit overflows with holiday bliss

God sends love joyful and jolly

embrace Triune under mistletoe and holly

Christ enjoys a laugh like this,

wishing Him a merry little Christmas -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY CHRIST, JESUS!

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Parting Shot

Another view of Lowtowns Tree

which one can see

from far and wide.

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

from Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, DaS Ginger Mann,

and everyone at DaBCo Industries

Poultry Division

Be Safe Out There!

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much, 

 Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

Serpent Mound State Memorial

Peebles, OH

June 2025

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