ALL HALLOWS EVE...EVE

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,

is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,

and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);

names are changed to protect the

Spirits of Past Generations

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry, 

 it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry, 

 it is not your Grandparent's Poetry, 

 it is not your Parent's Poetry,

 it is 21st Century Poetry,

it is your poetry,

an evolution,

revolution

in verse; 

 see,

21st Century Poets are doing new things,

the old has fallen away. 

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 Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, broadcasting

Positive Waves & Good Vibes

across the virtual multiverse,

sharing poultry & photos chock full of sunshine and lollipops and...

Meditation Focus Photo

Remembering Ancestors.

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In the spirit of the evening,

some blasts from DA Past.

Vermin Supreme

for 21st Century Urban Areas Everywhere

RATS! RATS! RATS

on the West Side!

RATS on the East Side!

RATS! RATS! RATS

on the North Side!

RATS on the South Side!

RATS! RATS!

Infrastructure rots (rats)

decrepit, abandoned plots (rats)

dumpster full trash pails (rats)

fertility age females (rats)

abundant habitat spots (rats)

RATS! RATS! RATS!

RATS! RATS!

Swarming, feeding - breeding spots (rats!)

bumping - grinding males - females (rats!)

scampering 'tween pails (rats!)

Final Solution Czar plots (rats!)

as burg crumbles, rots (rats!)

RATS! RATS! RATS

on the South Side!

RATS on the North Side!

RATS! RATS! RATS

on the East Side!

RATS on the West Side!

RATS! RATS!

RATS!!

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What Persona will Obi take on for All Hallows Eve...?

Here he is now to tell you himself.

"Hello,

My Halloween Costume will be...

because I

Still Got It

(Charazz'ma!)

tip 'o' DA Hat to

B. Dylan & Band, D. L. Roth

Along with aging, health decreased,

vitties, 'scripts, doses increased,

and don't mind weight gain in the least,

cuz I am...a sexy beast...a Very Sexy Beast...

Chubby buoys need romance, too,

huggles, snuggles, peck 'n' coo,

we're more passionate, it's true

and there's nary a suitor in que...nary a suitor in que!

Partake in experience feast,

alone, in groups, sacredly resed,

old fell away, deceased,

Creation Rises, newly pieced...Newly Peaced...

Days above ground, I know,

are better than below,

fair and stormy winds may blow

when sail and motor fail...row...

when sail and motor fail....ROW!

I see my light shining increased

from the west unto the east,

any day now, any day now, I shall be released...

for I AM...a Sexy Beast...A Very Sexy Beast.

I see my light shining increased

from the west unto the east,

any day now, any day now, I shall be released...

for I AM...a Sexy Beast...A Very Sexy Beast...

A Very Sexy Beast.

Hosanna - Alleluia - Amen

A-Fucking-Men! 

amen.

Sexy Beast.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much."

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One more for the highway.

Coming Home Home Coming

Slight Return

w/a tip 'o' DA Hat to

Big 103.3 FM, & The Dead, 

Newborn cries in dark of night

Mother's calming voice sets Him Right

schoolboy bullied, ready to tussle,

Father's Strength, Peace, humbles muscle,

embrace, rejoice, Creations on Earth,

wrap arms 'round whole globe's girth,

improvise Lloyd - Webber tune to score us

lyrical scat - rap sets up the chorus...

scat - rap sets up the chorus...

Goin' to Heck in a bucket

headin' to Hades in la basket

going to Hell in gasoline soaked underwear

and enjoyin' the ride 'til we get there...

enjoyin' the ride 'til we get there...

Flock of seagulls takes to the air

surfers ride waves without a care

gophers scamper 'round garden hedges

golfers cart around sand trap, wedges

Beaver dams, ponds, forest lodges

Beaver Drives invasive urban hodge podges

pretty little boxes in which to store us

and the Muppet Choir sings the Chorus...

Muppet Choir sings the Chorus...

Goin' to Heck in a bucket

headin' to Hades in la basket

going to Hell in gasoline soaked underwear

and enjoyin' the ride 'til we get there...

enjoyin' the ride 'til we get there...

Spectacular, glorious days

early morn mountain, valley haze

Autumnal Equinox transitions fire

wildlife outside the wire

human presence, strength, inflict

child versus Mother - Father conflict

fuck all that, current events bore us

just shut up and get to the chorus...

shut up and get to the Chorus...

Goin' to Heck in a bucket

headin' to Hades in la basket

going to Hell in gasoline soaked underwear

and enjoyin' the ride 'til we get there...

enjoyin' the ride 'til we get there...

Goin' to Heck in a bucket

headin' to Hades in la basket

going to Hell in gasoline soaked underwear

and enjoyin' the ride 'til we get there...

enjoyin' the ride 'til we get there...

'til we get there...

YAH!

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much, 

 Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

have a happy & safe

Halloween 2025!

Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

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