The First Salutations from Moon Unit B

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry, 

 it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry, 

 it is not your Grandparent's Poetry, 

 it is not your Parent's Poetry,

 it is 21st Century Poetry,

it is your poetry,

an evolution,

revolution

in verse; 

 see,

21st Century Poets are doing new things,

the old has fallen away. 

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 Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, broadcasting

Positive Waves & Good Vibes

across the virtual multiverse,

sharing poultry & photos chock full of sunshine and lollipops and...

Welcome to the new Poet's Garret

on the other side of Lowtown

Lunar Outpost The Arms

Moon Unit B

at an affordable rate

and

HVAC!

To celebrate this auspicious occasion

in honor of our escaping

we have built pyramids

at the gates of dawn

the dawning of a new chapter in the life of

Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

living on his own!

Spent this week beating the heat

and getting to know my bad self again,

it's weird, all this alone time

I keep telling myself,

"This is my place, my space, to face"

& I am so ECSTATIC!

Let us all take a moment to thank God

without whom

this would not be possible,

THANKS, GOD!

As He Promised at the dawn man

"I am with you always, I will never forsake you."

With The Triune as Friends,

what can mere mortals do to me?

The Lord helps those who help them themselves,

and are doing the work

not sitting around doing nothing except whining about their life.

As you, Dear Reader, know,

Obi is a man of action,

lies do not become him.

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Here's what you tune in for week after week,

NEW SHIT!

Last night new!

Packing it up & packing it in, I found some lists,

lists I don't recall picking up or storing,

I do know the why I kept these random lists by unknown parties,

and here is the reason...

A Found Grocery Lists Pome Series:

Detective E. Brown Walks into a Convenience Bar & Grill

Working Bananas (pt 1)

Beer Tender! Working Poland Spring Cases,

Kerry Gold, Irish Butter job,

found accomplice in harbor like Frozen Bay Scallops

crotch looked like large Icelandic Cod Loins,

my partner vomited Cedars Large Hummus.

M. B, Orange Juice bandit,

Buys English Muffins, Sourdough,

Yasso Bars, Napkins,

wraps 'em in Toilet Paper, Paper Towels...

Paper Towels!

and whips them at Sali, Bread vendor,

Yasso Bar hits the mark

plops to the ground like 2-Bay Scallops

falling into Shaving Cream;

the two cases are driving me Bananas!

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Not Bread (pt 2)

Not to cry over Sour Cream,

it's the Fluff 'n' stuff con

that's really Ice Tea in hell,

boiled Water

with Onions,

for this, I'm not paid enough Bread.

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Barkeep Oranges (pt 3)

Barkeep! 2 Water, Rasberry Lime,

Hot Dogs, and Loncanico

1/2 Lb Roast Beef and 1/4 Lb Provolone Sammies,

tray of Lagsana with Lokroge Sausage,

a rack of Chobani You're at Flip,

and Almond Coco Loco,

with bag of Onion Rolls and 1 Lb Pastrami, to go,

and I won't report these rotten Oranges.

C'mon, Encyclopedia, gimme a break...

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And there ya go,

the first Pome birthed at The Lunar Arms, Moon Unit B

all the way on the Other Side of the Moon,

not to be confused with the Dark Side of the Moon mind you,

Pink Floyd has No Trespassing Signs posted all over that place.

Rocket on up for a visit sometime,

you'll love it, it's a way of life!

See you soon!

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Parting Shots Short Psalm

Cool as a cat

anchored in my own home spaceport

no longer in restraints of roomies

this is me, sooooo HAPPY!

I feel like Miss Moon-base Alpha!

I can fly with the angels

sing & dance with Kokopelli

overcome troll attacks

relearn how to be & entertain my bad self

I'll get by with a little help from my friends;

I am truly blessed by the Triune.

PRAISE BE!

Hallelujah!

Alleluia!

Amen

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much, 

 Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

rejoicing in the day the Lord has made

and being glad in it.

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