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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,
is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...
Tea Breader.

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry, 
 it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry, 
 it is not your Grandparent's Poetry, 
 it is not your Parent's Poetry,
 it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse; 
 see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,

the old has fallen away. 

*** 

 Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Shadow & Light Study
Creative use of rock
Manchester NH Cedar Swamp Reserve
All Persons Trail

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Here is some of that good ole fashioned
NEW SHIT!

Tea Bread

     Chillin' with a friend one night, he tells me of a Parent - Teacher Meeting concerning
his son's disciplinary action for, 'Tea Breading' another student.
     "Don't you mean, 'Tea Bagging...?" I ask.
     "No, Tea Breading,." he replied.
     I query, "What the what is that...?"
     "Due to 'Tea Bagging' being too 'Gender Specific'," he explains, "Children today are
'Tea Breading', in pairs or gangs they force an 'Undesirable' into a deserted school space,
put them on their knees, and rub, grind, smoosh, an organic, vegan, sugar free, nut free, gluten
free tea bread or pound cake all over the 'Undesirables' face, neck, hair, chest, and shoulders,
then push them out into a populated area for ridicule of their crumby appearance; the perps'
record it all with their cell phones and post the footage on social media for added shame; and
the teens wonder how they got caught."
     "Wow, that's terrible, I did not know." I respond.
     He sighs, "Yeah, I had to talk to my son's teacher, come up with a resolution, so unnecessary."
     "Well, you should do, say, something, address the issue with the lad."
     "Yes, yes I do, I gotta tell him to stop recording and posting 'Tea Breading's" on social media."
     "You got that right."


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Gritty Blues
(For Every Mood)

When I fly back to the nest
worn out, weary, in need of rest
cuz all the day's been ultra shitty
feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty
feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty
tell me I'm pretty.

When I'm moody, wear a frown
dress up like a circus clown
do a little dance, sing a  silly ditty,
feed me soft tacos and tell me I'm pretty
feed me soft tacos and tell me I'm pretty
tell me I'm pretty.

When I'm rev'd for feral romance
up close, personal, outfit enhance
dress me up like a kittie
feed me fish tacos and tell me I'm pretty
feed me fish tacos and tell me I'm pretty
tell me I'm pretty.

When I need an adjusted attitude
take it to a higher altitude
buffoon around a bitty
feed me stale tacos and tell me I'm pretty
feed me stale tacos and tell me I'm pretty
tell me I'm pretty.

When I'm refreshed and revived
celebrate the day survived
shout out, "SUCK MY LEFT TITTIE!"
"FEED ME TACOS AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY!"
"FEED ME TACOS AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY!"
"TELL ME I'M PRETTY!"

When I fly back to the nest
worn out, weary, in need of rest
don't shower me with pity,
feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty
feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty
tell me I'm pretty.
"I'M PRETTY!"

***

 Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much, 
 Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

also
"a Bad Ass Pote"
D. Saenz, Poet, Playwright, C. Arrajj, Artist
&
"the undisputed heavy weight poet of the world!!!"
D. Balbony, World Traveler, Teacher

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 contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or dabsasp@gmail.com 

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