Politics & Arachnids...what is the link...?
Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone,
For Entertainment Purposes Only;
any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,
is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...
Opposing Opinionator.
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
"A glimpse at America's Future..."
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In Honor of Prez T'Rumps incredible second run to term
and the country saving edicts and cuts he's making,
in conjunction with...
CAT
Politically Speaking
Pissing off Trump
D is for Donald
Old man in oval office
No, it can't be, he's
Antichrist for sure
Landlord of America
D for dangerous
Trump, rat in the cheese
Royalty in white house...NOT
Unpredictable
Majesty, I don't think so
Presidents come and they go,
John, name for a trick
orange hair with orange skin
nothing to look at.
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Saturday Morning
don't want to hear about Trump
no news is good news,
Indiana Jones
and Raiders of the Lost Ark,
The Temple of Doom,
The Holy Grail, and
Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls,
it's a marathon!
Rather watch tube than listen
to Trump man spewing his shit
Public Housing CAT
In Search of the Lost Poem,
signing off, Love Ya.
Happiness is a...New Death Head Cricket Tattoo
by Eva, Tiny Tim's Baltimore Avenue Tattoo
Media, PA, July 10, 2024
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DOGE
(a bullet)
for DJT's 100th Day
in Office #2 04/29/25
In 100 days
vengeance reaped on cities ways,
Prez' double dogged dared
opponents are running scared
as Allies raise many YAYS!
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Not to leave you, Dear Reader,
on a low note,
here's some NEW SHIT
to lighten the mood.
It's Not Plagiarism
(If It's on the Web)
Streaming Social Media Blues
I sprayed a spider with glitter
and now she's a stripper
sparkling snare in the shitter
need dollahs to drop a ripper -
I sprayed a spider with glitter
and now with shimmering bod'
performs an 8 legged splitter
as she works the curtain rod -
I sprayed a spider with glitter
and now she's glittering, gay,
struts stuff with'a giggling titter
packed room deuce shows a day -
I sprayed a spider with glitter
now I gotta have a wank
whenever I'm in the shitter
and that Black Widow's makin' bank!
I sprayed a spider with glitter
and now she's a stripper...
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Parting Shots
Family Feud Survey
Things You Might Discover in a Forest
"Makes you wonder...how did this get here...?"
"&...how long ago...?"
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
also
"a Bad Ass Pote"
D. Saenz, Poet, Playwright, C. Arrajj, Artist
&
"the undisputed heavy weight poet of the world!!!"
D. Balbony, World Traveler, Teacher
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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or dabsasp@gmail.com
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do not discontinue use.
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