THANKSGIVING - HARVEST FEAST - TURKEY DAY EDITION
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For Entertainment Purposes Only;
any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,
is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...
Holiday Traveler.
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
the rise of the trees!
Lowtown, MA
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The High Holiday Season is Upon us!
Gifts to be purchased, Cards to send, Goods to bake, COVERED DISHES!
Banquets, Feasts, Cocktail, Work Parties!
SECRET SANTA! YANKEE SWAP!
OH! The STRESS!
OH! The ANXIETY!
Only if one feels obligated to do all that stuff...
which we do not.
We'll let you in on a little secret to calm, cool, mental health at this time of year
and at any holiday time,
One Does Not Have To Do Anything,
None of It,
if doing this stuff has ceased to be fun
and is now filled with bad feelings,
worrisome obligation,
STOP DOING IT.
We did
& we're much happier now!
Doing this stuff is a Joy,
not a burden
because,
We Don't Have To Do It
If We Don't Want To.
Give it a try for a few years,
you'll be glad you did.
Peace.
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Here's a very special piece to assist in Keeping Calm,
read by our own,
Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
Like a Marshmallow
for Turkey Day Fun
Thanksgiving Harv'Feast
of friends 'round banquet table
grateful bellies bulge,
pantaloons stretching
fabric of universal
space continuum,
outer time vacuum
parlour carpets mew and bark
at infinity's
portal of call, backyard leaves
spiral, illustrating gusts,
dessert winds blowing
guests to java - sweets buffet,
toasting holiday - - -
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One more for the road, on the road, in the traffic...
Plenty of time for tomfoolery!
Life Authentic
(GLBTQ'ometer)
basic rock 'n' roll lyrics
Zim-zam, know who am
wham-bam, show that am
tim-tam, in yo grill, BLAM!
Slam-DAMN! yam who yam!
Flim-flam, ain't no sham!
Ain't no Sham...
this is it, all got
free style, no plot
comin' fast, comin' hot
subject line's overshot
guess'll poke more smot...
poke more smot...
singin'...On da spectrum
pah-rum-pa-pum-pum-on da Spectrum...
On da spectrum
pah-rum-pa-pum-pum-on da Spectrum...
Zim-zam, know who am
wham-bam, show that am
tim-tam, in yo grill, BLAM!
Slam-DAMN! yam who yam!
Flim-flam, ain't no sham!
Ain't no Sham - ain't no Sham.
The Authentic, Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
men want him, women want to be him,
children flock to him,
often imitated, never duplicated,
the original
Master 'o' da Farce.
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The DaBCO Industries, Poultry Division Staff wishes all a,
Happy and Safe Thanksgiving - Harvest Feast - Turkey Day Holiday!
Make To Go Plates for Shut Ins, Homeless, and others
in your neighborhood!
Now that's
Direct Action!
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Rockin' da Shadows and Light
also
"a Bad Ass Pote"
D. Saenz, Poet, Playwright, C. Arrajj, Artist
&
"the undisputed heavy weight poet of the world!!!"
D. Balbony, World Traveler, Teacher
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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or dabsasp@gmail.com
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