Jocularity Edition

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,

is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,

and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

Jokester.

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry, 

 it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry, 

 it is not your Grandparent's Poetry, 

 it is not your Parent's Poetry,

 it is 21st Century Poetry,

it is your poetry,

an evolution,

revolution

in verse; 

 see,

21st Century Poets are doing new things,

the old has fallen away. 

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 Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog, an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events, sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

how DaS Ginger Mann sees Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

the likeness is uncanny!

picture perfect proof

Obi Wan is Reincarnated.

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Here's something we know you'll really like!

International Operations

Joint Base Andrews, hub for marijuana

that the CIA ships in from Tijuana

some of the finest golden ganja

craft cultivated, branded 'Mangia'

fine Acapulcon Salad Greens grown in Havana.

Lords and Ladies poke blunts, wraps from Havana

after banquet brandies and cries of "MANGIA!"

leaders in fight against abortion and ganja

gather for quarterly meeting in Tijuana

and revel in profits from Black Market Abortions and Marijuana.

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Shopping List of a Break Up

(an accidental stream of consciousness found sonnet)

w/an unknown shopper, Market Basket,

DW HWY, Nashua, NH

{Take 3 - They're Small}

Cheeze

emotions he feeds me

Eggs

me on to reciprocate

Frozen Fruit

that he is

Water

filled eyes

Milk

my feelings for sympathy

Chicken/Lettuce

go

Apples

and oranges we are

Steak

our relationship on that

Layz

me like a sack of hey!

Tissue

bedside for my clean-up

Toilet Paper

his lux condo

Excedrin

headache all gone

Purex

sanitizes my apartment

Coke

and cannabis...I am me again...I am me again...I am me again...I am me.

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 Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much, 

 Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

also

"a Bad Ass Pote"

D. Saenz, Poet, Playwright, C. Arrajj, Artist

&

"the undisputed heavy weight poet of the world!!!"

D. Balbony, World Traveler, Teacher

Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

in the shadows of the Old Worthen House

and Poetry.

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