Voters, Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are
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Registered Voter.
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Fun in the Sun Agape
DaS Mann, Bob, Dr B, Jeffie da Pooh, & CAT
Desert of Maine 2021
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
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Donald J '91 Felony Charges' Trump
and Joseph 'Doddering Towards Death' Biden,
in the Primaries?
It's not like there are only 2 Political Parties or Candidates
or other qualified back runners...
oh, wait a minute...that is all there is in the
United States of America Alleged Democracy...
so much for change.
GO REPUBLICRATS!"
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This time we will discuss,
Registered Voters
In the United States of America, according to the latest Census,
there are approximately
258,000,000 Citizens over the age of 18 years old, Voting Age,
of those citizens who are Eligible to be Registered Voters,
168,000,000 Registered to Vote,
and 66% of Registered Voters...Voted,
a little over half of all Registered Voters,
hmm...veddy inter-esting...
Now,
close your eyes and
Imagine if every Registered Voter Voted
not their Party Line or Bending Outside Pressure, Adverts, Friends, Family,
how they want to vote according to their innate Moral Compass,
Right and Wrong,
for whichever Candidate they felt was the Best Person for the Job,
Pulling the Good Ole U. S. of A, out of the mire
into which she's fallen in a world gone insane...
We imagine the Electoral College
would be overwhelmed and swallow itself whole.
What kind of a country would the U. S. become?
Of course, the Ruling Republicrat Party cannot allow
every Registered Voter to Vote,
a lot of them would be out of a job,
and they have families, bills, health issues,
Corporate Masters,
same as everyone else;
to sustain the low numbers of Voters Voting,
one word...
Redistricting.
Think about it.
Registered Voters,
We Salute You!
Taking time to go to the Polling Place,
and Voting for
Not The Ruling Republicrat Party,
Ye Ole Boys Club,
your own counted message with the button pushed, box checked,
perhaps someone will take note;
every November there is an Election,
continue to send a message year after year;
writing your Elected Officials never hurts either,
send a Holiday Card now and then.
Encourage other Fellow Citizens,
to Register and Vote,
at the Physical Polling Place,
send their own, personal missive missiles via the Ballot Box.
Praying for Relief from Politics as Usual
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- fin -
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and now the exciting conclusion to,
Anxious Zeal (Beyond the Grave)
Angry Zeal
(Above the Grave)
Minion advice
Angry Boots Confronts
Despicable Enshrouded Feline Ghosts
Haunting Interior,
Joust, Kicking, Licking, Mirages,
to purge poltergeistNaughty, Overt Poltergeists Quail,
Reduces Spirit's Taunting;
pay them no mind
give sense of security
Ultimate Victory Wave
eXercising Youth's Zeal.
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Parting Shot
Who created the Desert of Maine?
"BAAH! It wasn't cute, adorable, little us!
it was.
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Left Over, Warm, New Year's Eve Champagne;
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"We are the World!
We are your Neighbors!
We are under banners unfurled
under guns, bombs and sabers!
We are Praying for release,
from puppet master in lofty manse
in solidarity we ecstatically rese,
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
give Peace a chance...
please.
Prayer of St. Francis
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace:
where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy.
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console,
to be understood as to understand,
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace:
where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy.
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console,
to be understood as to understand,
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
Amen.
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
just a toddler in blog years.
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