Democracy...? What Democracy...?
Politics is Dangerous, Politician is an Outlaw
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New Year's Resolver.
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BVUC Men's Fellowship Picnic All Are Welcome Agape
The Dufftys enjoy lunch with the Pastor,
Opa Phil D,Grandson Issac D, Son-Dad, Daniel D, Pastor Adam I,
Daughter-Mom, Catherine D, and Granddaughter, Ava,
a Rockwellian Portrait
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
The companion piece for
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This is one of the few blogs in billions that tells it like it is in verse and pictures,
this election year, think about this,
Scandal
when a Third Party Candidate starts making ground and picking up voters
his/her bandwagon filling day by day
a Scandal or two crop up,
thanks to the Ruling Republicrat Party and their ilk,
He/She Touched my titties/dinky 20 - 50 years ago
His/Her comments offended me 20 - 50 years ago
and on and on and on
sexual, financial, professional, personal scandals,
the pot calling the kettle black,
destroying the Third Party Candidates hopes of ever taking Public Office.
You have to wonder,
why wasn't all this brought up at the time of the incident?
We're all taught from Kindergarten up and through our professional careers,
if someone is doing something that makes one feel uncomfortable in any way,
the advice is
say NO, STOP,
Run Away & Tell an Adult, Supervisor, Manager, Law Enforcement...
Ask yourself, why didn't the Alleged Victim come forward all those years ago?
Because they benefited in some way from the Harassment, Abuse,
when the old Casting Couch Traditions held sway,
and now that the Third Party Candidate appears to be gaining a lead
on the Ruling Republicrat Party Candidates,
they gotta be stopped,
and that goes for the Republicrats own Party Candidates as well,
can't have anyone taking the lead over the candidate that the Lord High Mucky Mucks
deemed worthy and want in whatever office is open for election of a replacement.
Some of you are saying, "oh, you don't understand,
no one would've believed the alleged victim years ago."
and yet, everyone believes that person now without question,
what happened? What Changed?
The Alleged Culprit
fallen out of favor,
is now, dirty, bad and wrong and must be stopped,
that's what changed.
Helpful Heloise Hint for Voters,
Whichever Third Party Candidate that has the most scandals against them
drummed up by the Ruling Republicrat Party and their Mass Media Cronies
and they remain on the Ballot,
that's the Candidate for which to Vote,
they're that dangerous to the Status Quo.
Remember,
if one were to dig deep enough into any Politicians Past
they will discover
SCANDAL, SCANDAL, AND MORE SCANDAL.
Do your due diligence and find as much dirt on the Candidates
up for Election and Reelection as you're able,
one will find issues swept under the carpet on every single candidate,
they are all dirty in some way,
especially now in the 21st Century U. S. A,
vote for the dirtiest GLBTQ Candidate,
ladies choice of Parties.
You'll be glad you did.
Here's LIVERBOX with their Political Folk-Punk Song in Response...
HEY!
(Is For Sheep)
Trump was once what States needed
now he's a joke subliminal
tho warning clues go unheeded
he's a corporate criminal
in America, that may be what's needed...
in America, that may be what's needed...
HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY, that's what i say!
'bout politics today, HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY!
in the U. S. A-AY-AY-AY-AY!
HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY!
Outlaw Politicians...just what States needed
then again, politics is criminal
warning signs all go unheeded
cuz their tricks are subliminal
overt crooks may be what's needed...
overt crooks may be what's needed...
HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY, that's what i say!
'bout politics today, HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY!
in the U. S. A-AY-AY-AY-AY!
HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY!
And that's our Election Year Rant & Folk-Punk Song for this post.
For Words of Comfort, read,
Psalm 55
Tune in next time when we discuss...
Mail In Ballots.
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Now for what you, Dear Reader, have tuned in for,
Grind Stone + Nose = Nose to the Grind Stone,
Hot, Fresh, 100% Free Range Organic Poultry.
Here is a group grope from the Think Tank NYE Turkey Dinner Party,
the 2023 Penultimate Piece,
with DaS Ginger Mann, T'Bone, Jeffie da Betty, Little Paul, Da Butcha,
Neill Chassidy, Jilly Bean, and CAT.
Manhattan
Bukowski'esque Kerouacian Stream
(The Beach Mixer Pome)
for Alco'Sex'aholics everywhere,
Let's Get Drunk and Screw II
Down in Brooklyn at Bloody Mary's Pegu Club, New Year's Eve,
Pink Lady, Margarita, tends bar,
Old Cuban, Tom Collins, nurses a Gin and Tonic
with Shirley Temple, sipping Singapore Slings
and bitching about a Tight Snatch
Pina Colada, who declined Sex on the Beach
A Slow Comfortable Screw...Against the Seawall
even as a Toasted Almond Zombie
she was an Old Fashioned Grasshopper.
Roy Rogers waits tables, Mai Thai cooks,
another Cosmopolitan Mexican Coffee Siesta.
Into the old dining Sidecar, a Golden Dream strolls
reeking of Blood and Sand Death in the Afternoon
Corpse Reviver, El Diablo, Boilermaker
Harvey Wallbanger, wearing a Brown Derby
fresh out of the Alabama Slamma
packing a Revolver, looking for Hanky Panky.
Yellow Bird Hot Toddy, Malibu Sunset
Slow Gin Fizzes to his White Russian hip
whispurrs, "You look like a Bushwhacker
with a Brass Monkey Screwdriver
man who can trim a Fuzzy Peach
I know a place for Sex on the Beach..."
Dirty Shirley Temple sidles up offering her Slippery Nipples
and to clean his Fuzzy Naval,
with Sex in the Driveway.
Salty Dog, Captain Morgan, and Cape Codder, Lime Rickey
tap Harvey Wallbanger On The Rocks
hand him a Mint Julip and tix to Scorpion Bowl
heavy metal fest sponsored by Long Island Ice Tea
and invite to Blue Lagoon Brown Cow after party
Mojitos, Sangria, Banana Diqueries, Hammerhead
Sex on the Beach 'til Tequila Sunrise.
H. W. replies, "Shit an' shine-ola an' Sazerac - Pop My cherry!
I'm down with Blue Screw Alligator Sperm
morning after Whiskey Sour Irish Coffee
Mimosa Float Stinger brunch!"
Bloody Mary grabs the Seven and Seven staff
Kamikaze-like shouting, "BONSAI!"
they all split the Pegu Club for Saint Elmo's Fire Island
meet up with Jack En'Coke, the Black Russian
party until the Purple Cows come home
and wake at Baileys, Between the Sheets.
- The End -
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Watching the river flow meditation
Take Out Handi-Dis & You've Got...
(Extrapolation in Elevation)
All access elevators
for those who can't use
stairs and escalators
without assistance crews;
downtown strip mall accessibility
exclusive car park spots
doors, ramps, and loos for each ability
of able bodied elderly to tots.
Texas Falls access redesigned
multi-able paths along cascade
original footings left behind
All Inclusive Laws obeyed;
and there's an All Abilities Trail
up Washington's Tuckermans Ravine,
sidewalks, lifts, bridges, braille
an engineering feat to be seen.
Now ANYONE can Summit Mt. Washington...
EVEN ME!
BWAH-HA-HA!
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This just in...
People are giving up their Smart Phones and using...
FLIP PHONES!
"Without all those alerts, tweets, etc, my mind is clearer, more focused..."
Anonymous Woman
01/09/2024, NECN
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
with all the usual Winter Storms hitting areas of the Northern Hemisphere,
you, Dear Reader, may be forced to hunker down, snuggle up, and spend a few days
in your Dwelling, with Power or without,
some advice to avoid the dreaded
Cabin Fever,
find a comfy-comfy, cozy-cozy space,
gather up some Poetry Collections, including your own,
light a candle, dim the lights,
and Read, Alone to Yourself, in Groups, Aloud, Round Robin Style,
share original work, have a snack,
and Feel Alright!
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Lunar Winter Fest Boch Bier;
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"We are the World!
We are your Neighbors!
We are under banners unfurled
under guns, bombs and sabers!
We are Praying for release,
from puppet master in lofty manse
in solidarity we ecstatically rese,
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
give Peace a chance...
please.
Prayer of St. Francis
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace:
where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy.
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console,
to be understood as to understand,
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace:
where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy.
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console,
to be understood as to understand,
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
Amen.
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
just a toddler in blog years.
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