Penultimate Post of 2023...High Holiday Winter Solstice Edition

Poetry is Dangerous, the Poet is an Outlaw...

if they're doing it write.

examples...

CAT, John Sinclair, & Da Butcha

Real Potes & Writers who do it right.

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Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone, For Entertainment Purposes Only;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

Scrooge.

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Post Mountain Climb Agape

Obi, T'Bone, Jeffie da Pooh, & DaS Ginger Mann.

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Artsy Fartsy Shots of childhood memories

Little old lady who lived in a shoe house...

anybody home?!?!

Benson's Wild Animal Farm Park, Hudson, NH

https://friendsofbensonpark.org/

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

more NEW SHTUFF!

To take the pressure off of that nasty old holiday anxiety

and distract one to the fact that we're on the cusp of the

BIG THREE DAY HOLIDAY WEEKEND!

A small break from the mad rushing from store to store, website to website

last minute gift buy-buy-buying for that special item for that special person,

worried and waiting for Amazon, UPS, Fed X, USPS

to deliver those gifts presently and on time

for that big day during Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, and OH!

So many more present day present giving celebrations that demand your presence

or just your presents...

demand your presents, not your presence...?

It's better to skip the presents and be present

a yearlong presence giving of oneself,

presenting, the gift that keeps on giving!

We do and...

WE LOVE IT!

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Ebenezer Scrooge,

this one's for you.

Evergreens All...?

also for CAT

Evergreens alight

tenement porches shimmer

electric candles...

Suburban front yards

lit up inflated creatures

sacred stable scenes...

public square displays

all inclusive holidays

pagan to modern...

Menorahs - Nativities

Hate's insensitivities...

Ginger Man Cookies

Enlightenment, Peace on Earth

and Good Will to All...?

Bite Me

Merry Christmas.

and Happy New Year to You, too!

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Holy Human Biology 101

Where Christmas Babies Come From

Almighty Zeal

for Pastors Adam I & David C

Almighty Being Creates

Darling Embryo

Faithful Girls Holy Impregnation

Justified Kinship Lineage Malleable, Nimble

Ovaries Prepared

Quantum Ritual,

Sperm Transmitted

Uterus, Virgin Womb

eXalts Yehwahs Zeal.

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Got the Belly for It

(Season of Trans)

for Jillie Bean

Each December as Christmas neared

Joe anxiously worried and feared

Saint Nicholas wouldn't answer call

he devotedly prayed to be Santa at the Mall

even though she couldn't grow a beard.

He got the job.

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Current Events Parting Piece

Predictably Reported

(Seasonal Signs)

for NECN Report 12/19/2023

Under cover of the night

shadowy figures avoid the light

sporting spray paint, clubs of wood,

they skulk about, up to no good,

out to sully sacred site...

out to sully sacred site...

Menorah vandalised...why am I not surprised...?

why am I not surprised...?

Symbolically black, vicious, hateful, sight

ignorance shining through real good,

graffiti'd, smashed, ceramic and wood,

vandals masked against cameras and light,

cowards under cover of the night...

cowards under cover of the night...

Public displays vandalised...why am I not surprised...?

why am I not surprised...?

Why am I not surprised?

Predictably Reported,

Seasonal Signs.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Happy Holidays

filled with Peace, Love, & Harmony.

Your own, personal, Masters 'o' da Farce,
DaS Ginger Mann & Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Old Fashioned Egg Nog;

"I'll put a mustache on my upper lip with a slug of that!" Coyote barks.

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Our vision for 2024

One Love, One Heart, Let's Get Together and Feel All Right.

Bob Marley

contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or

dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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Health Risk Warning:

This package contains 100% Unadulterated Politically Incorrect Entertainment;

if, thru regular use, a bent spine, bad breath, free frame of reference association,

planters warts, hair loss of appetite for destruction, strange emotions, mind expansion,

reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,

listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,

do not discontinue use.