Holiday Carol Break on Hanukkah's First Night

December 7, 2023

mix up a Pearl Harbor for yourself

and get bombed!

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Anxiously Frantic Obligated Holiday Shopper...

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Artist & Poet Agape

Janet Cormier, Obi Wan, & CAT

JP Open Studios 2022

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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Merrimack River Life

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

here it is, the High Holiday Season

and the airwaves are filled to capacity with

advertisements and songs of the season,

buy - buy - buy!

Ones loved ones won't love one if they don't

buy - buy - buy

some sort of mass produced high priced, low quality piece of junk,

buy - buy - buy

shops 'til one drops and in irrevocable holiday debt

BUY - BUY - BUY!

Crap that no one really needs

BUY - BUY - BUY!

filling homes with unnecessary high priced, low quality shite

BUY - BUY - BUY!

into this cycle of holiday anxiety!

We here at DaBCo Industries, Poultry Division

do not buy into that, ever since we had a collective nervous break down

while shopping at the Liberty Tree Mall, Danvers, MA,

for the corporate holiday party

way back in the 20th century

and walked out of the mall and just stopped

stopped buy - buy - buying gifts

and gave of ourselves throughout the year,

the perfect gift that keeps on giving, us.

We continue this non obligation to buy - buy - buy presents

tradition to this very day

and we are collectively happier around the

High Holiday Season, for it.

We encourage all to put down the sales flyers,

exit the malls, amazon, mal-wart, et al,

and just stop buy - buy - buying all that crap

and buying into the lie that one must purchase stuff to be loved;

let us tell you, Dear Reader, right now...

You Are Enough,

You Are Loved,

Unconditionally.

No amount of money will change that,

anyone who doesn't love you because you didn't buy - buy -buy

them a gift is shallow and not worthy of your time and money,

tho, do still love them anyway, unconditionally.

To offset all that mass media advertising

that creates violence in the stores, robberies, depression, anxiety,

suicidal thoughts drunkenness, and inconsiderate actions,

DaBCo Ind, Poultry Division

presents

something completely different...

Non High Holiday Poultry Cuts

and non sales pitches.

Please, welcome to the Poet's Garret Stage,

Liverbox & Slow Children

in their collaboration,

or 'collab' as the youth of today say,

Liver Children,

in this joint holiday presentation

of their joint holiday single...

SPARK IT UP!

Salisbury Currents

Surfer boy races

kissy faces

Rizzuto play by play

fingers make way

stroke spot

stiffly hot

baggies moist

orgasm voiced

outer space

Doc wins race

banana bouquet

lingers next day...

Fingers

smell like

teenage boys

pinga...

Fingers

smell like

teenage boys

pinga...

mmmm-pinga

[instrumental verse]

Over years

aroma reappears

no apparent reason

no particular season

memory chimes

sometimes...

Fingers

smell like

teenage boys

pinga...

Fingers

smell like

teenage boys

pinga...

mmmm-pinga

I know why...I know why...

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Petty Officers

Sailors in the Navy

picnic on the beach

chicken an' white gravy

digits in the breach -

Hummin' show tunes

layin' hand in hand

tulips in the dunes

dancin' on the sand -

Three day pass shore leave

pay day livin' large

hotel room seaman achieve

honorable discharge -

Thank you!

Happy Holidays to All,

WE LOVE YOU!

Good Night!

Liver Children have left the building.

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Parting Shot

The Tallest Tree in Lowtown

Wannalancit Mills Smokestack as seen from Tsongas Center

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Tip 'o' da Hat to Our Jewish Brothers & Sisters

Happy Hanukkah!

May your 8 days and nights be filled with Grace & Peace

may there be an end to the conflicts in the Middle East,

and all the peoples embrace as brothers and sisters of the human race

in a new age of understanding and acceptance.

Let us be clear,

we here at DaBCo Industries do not stand with either Israel or Palestine,

Russians or Ukrainians, insert a country here and insert another country here,

we stand with the innocent bystanders trying to get by and survive,

we stand with

PEACE, LOVE  UNDERSTANDING, ACCEPTANCE, & HARMONY

positivity between all people of the Homo Sapiens Species,

we're all in this together;

we are all keys made to unlock each other,

we are all keys, we are all keys, we are all keys.  (Doc Cote)

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Lowtown Polar Express

"ALL ABOARD!"

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Holiday Cheer;

"I'll brighten my days with a blast!" Coyote barks.

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DaBCo Holiday Singers

"We wish you a merry holiday, we wish you a merry holiday

we wish you a merry holiday and a happy new year

no matter one's religious philosophy!"

contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or

dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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