Motor's Runnin' and the Trip Begins...
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original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...
Adventurer.
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DaS G Mann, Slampton Beach,
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
A Real Beach Bunny
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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...
Atlantic City Road Trip
June 5 - 8, 2023
an Illustrated Travelogue
featuring Currier Museum of Art
and Slampton Beach Sand Sculpture
by: Da Butcha
in a special guest appearance
starring
DaS Ginger Mann & Da Butcha
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Intro
pt 1
A Road Trip Travelogue in which we try something completely different...
What that is, I do not know, but...
Let's pack it up, pack it in, let us begin at the beginning, Enterprise Car Rental, Saturday,
June 3, 2023, 10 am, 2021 Chevy Malibu, black, with sunroof, USB port and Bluetooth...that
don't function...of course they don't cuz we were so looking forward to USB Memory Stick
Scramble, thousands of tracks from hundreds of albums in DaS Mann and Da Butcha CD
collections; ah well, we have an adaptor that goes in cigarette lighter hole, now labeled, Power
Port cuz there ain't no ashtray or cig lighter in 21st century vehicles, not for a long time, no one
is allowed to smoke ANYTHING in their auto...Damn Anti-Tobacco'ists! The car was the only place Da Butcha felt comfy to smoke a ciggie, cigar, or jibber; aftermarket auto ashtray
manufacturers are making a killing! Butcha gave up tobacco due to health issues, tho he still
smokes in his Pumpkin RAV'ioli and has a nice heavy metal motorcycle chain tray of ash in
a cup holder; this rental will need a Burning Man Ashtray, ie an empty Sucrets tin with cover.
Red circles with top left to bottom right red line through black butt silhouette icon, NO
SMOKING sign, OK we won't smoke butts in the car...JIBS ONLY! Pot smells better and
dissipates quickly, just leave windows cracked, no Febreeze necessary! or dryer sheets
for that matter.
Anyway, picked up rental and had shake down cruise to nowhere, best to have problems
BEFORE they hit the road, thankfully, Enterprise is usually plentiful and a replacement vehicle
can be easily procured in a pinch; let us pray there are no issues...
Dear God, bless this 2021 Chevy Malibu from Enterprise Car Rental, may it transport DaS
Ginger Mann and Da Butcha safely to and from their vacation destinations. May she be
invisible, an incognito burrito to our friendly, our local, our friendly, local police...and staties,
and other various law enforcement agencies and outfits. In Christ's name we pray. Amen.
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Intro
pt 2
Our bags are packed along with a cornucopia of Marijuana, Oui 'Zel Brand Bud and
fine craft cultivated selections from Lazy River Products, Dracule, Taxachusetts, 1 gram
drams and 1 gram cone prerolls of various strains such as the Mike Tai Pie roach we're
puffin' up right now, LRP in house grown, customers can smell the grow house aromas
as they approach the entry to the # 1 Best Pot Shoppe anywhere and the Think Tank Gang
visits quite a few dispensaries in the area, comparison shopping, sampling green from all
over Taxachusetts, billions are raked in, Benjies for communities, much needed shot in the
arm economically.
Oui 'Zel Brand Bud, back alley grown and dispensed, is improved, very tasty, aromatic,
and gets one...WHASTED!
Craft Cultivated Reefer and Mystery Mary, mix 'em up, salads, it's all good and Black
Market Marijuana Industry is going gangbusters!
Legal ganja prices are dropping, due to proliferance of shoppes, growers, and
consumers; alcohol sales are dropping as more citizens take up the evil weed, using
dope is much better than booze and butts, less trouble, and smells better than tobacco, too!
What we're getting at is this, we've got a lot of grass to consume over four days in
Atlantic City New Jersey, plus...Recreational Pot is Legal in NJ and we're saying at the
opening of this Travelogue...We Try Something Different...fresh air-wise, writing-wise, each
day is a blank page, a New Beginning, Creation, waiting in anticipation for to be experienced,
lived, inked...come what may, we'll play it by ear, write it page by page.
Special Guest Pote & Driver
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"As our pal, Porky Pig would say...
For this week, be with us again when you hear Butcha exclaim,
MOUNT UP!"
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
just a toddler in blog years.
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reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,
listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,
do not discontinue use.
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