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"Is OFFICIALLY DISAFFILIATED from the, UMC!"

"Hallelujah, PRAISE ME!"

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Giants among Men

Jeffie da Pooh & DaS Mann chill in the Boulder Field

Pawtuckaway NH State Park

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

Atlantic City Road Trip

June 5 - 8, 2023

a travelogue

featuring Currier Museum of Art

and Hampton Beach Sand Sculpture

by: Da Butcha

in a special guest appearance

starring

DaS Ginger Mann & Da Butcha

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Tuesday, June 6, 2023

Diner Breakfast Joint Rarity

(Cheese at End of Rat Maze)

     Gilchrist's Restaurant brekkie, famous pancakes and french toast with a side of

crispy...SCRAPPLE!

     That ole Pennsylvania Dutch Southern Comfort Food, it's on the menu, Butcha's

ordering it!  DaS googles 'scrapple', reads what it is...scraps...of meat, some folks call

it Livermush.

    Da Butcha hasn't eaten scrapple since the 20th century, Woodbridge, VA, on a

DC trip with Grampa Grey, more corned beef hash like a scrapple scramble with

butter and maple syrup;  Gilchrist's serves it loaf style, crisp outside, mushy inside,

tastes similar to liverwurst.

     The joint is in the same building as their room, a former Ho-Jo's, our heroes must figure out

the pathway, there are signs like a woodland trail, but, the guys keep getting lost...

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Blasts From the Past

(Casinos and Light)

     Another walk on The Boardwalk which takes on new, deeper, meaning as the boys stroll past,

Park Place, Atlantic Avenue, and other addresses made famous by Monopoly, that popular

board game featuring Boardwalk and Park place, among others.

Mizz Da Butch'america, Labor Memorial, Ms. Ging'america

     Pass Showboat, Caesars Palace, Ocean, the newest metal and glass monstrosity to

take up a city block from The Beach to Pacific Avenue.

     The Boardwalk stretches five miles along the beach, Da Butcha and DaS Mann walk

up to the turn for Absecon Lighthouse, an optical illusion when viewed from the B-walk,

surrounded by hotels and apartment buildings, no ocean to be seen until...walk a block

up to property and lo...there's the sea!

     The view across empty lots...

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Easy Four Mile Walk

(No Gravel or Hills)

     A brief respite at The Hard Rock checking out memorabilia of the Rock and Roll Greats,

Keith Moon's Cowboy Boots, Prince's Guitar, autographs, Beatle Suits, Handwritten Lyrics,

all kinds of stuff line the gambling rooms walls and halls.

     A smoothie break Pina Colada for Butcha and DaS gets a Berry, heavy on the peanut

butter, then a wander and a large, black, hot, Lavazza house coffee, split 'tween duo as

they made their way into Caesar's for a shot at one cent machines, no arm bandits, all

digital - video - audio, paper receipt of winnings of balance of one dollar bill, DaS

Ginger Mann spins a few bucks and ends with sixty cents total in receipts...WHOO-HOO!

Souvenir for the scrap book.

     They exit and stumble down Pacific Avenue to the Tropicana and the Mali'bone...

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Investment Opportunity

     Sandy, empty lots spots of future development dot blocks along Boardwalk...

what was there...?  Are vacancies undeveloped due to competition...? Too many

hotel - casino - resorts vying for a declining dollar...?  Tourism slowly returns post

Covid-19; there's a beach, which saves AC, NJ from total abandonment, Steel Pier

Amusement Park rides, games of chance, gambling for the kiddies, closed...DAMN!

     Feral Cats are fed and monitored, Butcha wonders if they capture for adoption, not only

neutering and vax.

    If Da Butcha had wherewithal to purchase and develop an empty beachfront lot, what

would he build? Not a casino, a beach themed resort straight from Salisbury Beach,

Taxachusetts...Christys and Tripoli Beach Pizza and cannolis, Ozzie's Fried Dough!

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New England Fun Spot

(in Atlantic City, NJ)

     Butcha and DaS discuss Salisbury Beach, AC, NJ, Christi's, Tripoli Beach 'za Ozzie's

Fried Dough, Dairy Twirl, Joe's Playland, mini golf, Salisbury Discount House, convenience store

for beach goers, necessities and souvenirs, Lena's and Lee's Seafood, authentic New England

style ocean food, fish, clams, scallops, calamari, lobster, all the sea creatures served up in the

traditional way of New England, breaded, baked, broiled, or...FRIED!  to golden brown crisp

perfection, a delicacy unknown in the environs of the Mid Atlantic States.  The duo discusses

the possibilities as they search for the car park garage and the Mali'bone, DaS gets

directions from a Hotel Information Specialist and they head off.

     DaS Mann detours into slot machine-land, plays some dollars at one cent machines, 

Da Butcha remains on point, drags DaS kicking and screaming and crying from a one dollar bandit and continues the mission to find the Mali'bone, heading in the direction directed by

Tropicana Employee, suddenly, Butcha realizes, he doesn't have the key to the car.

     The boys laugh and head back to South Tower Elevator and the room.

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Parting Shot

Waitress on top of her stuff place setting

In chaos there is order

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

from Gilchrist's Restaurant,

this is your own, personal,

Short Attention Span Poet

Da Butcha,

temporarily in the stead of,

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park.

Peace Out.

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tune in next time for more fun in the sun in Atlantic City, NJ,

with Da Butcha and DaS Ginger Mann

where you'll read,

"Where's the damn car, Ginger?"

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Philadelphia Freedom Fries;

"I'll have a mouthful of that!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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