The Chronic...Gay

 

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

the chronically queer.

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Queer Floral Agape

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

what The Chronically Gay looks like,

In this man, The Gay is chronic and airborne,

if he sneezes, coughs, spits, speaks to, or near someone,

The Gay particulates fly everywhere and

anyone in the vicinity

runs the risk of catching The Gay,

THE CHRONIC GAY*

that kills.

Thank you, D. W. F.

for your insight.

* Not to be confused with, HIV-AIDS,

The Gay, homosexual person, people,

as if communicable disease,

"don't stand too close, you might catch the gay."

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

a bran' spankin' new cut celebrating

The Chronic Gay Infection

Poetic Cocklage:

Strictly Dickly

(Am I)

Warning: Uncut

w/a tip 'o da hat to, Sir Mixalot

Oh my god, Bobby, look at that boy,

he's so big, he looks like

one of those porn guy stars...

But, ya know, are those actors real...?

They're only a fantasy because

nobody's really that sexily handsome...

Well, I like boys, I cannot lie

any type of fit and virule guy

fantasize what's behind their fly...

what is behind their fly...?

Good morning high school boys at museum,

sideways gaze, paintings...? Don't see 'em,

stroll to next gallery to flee 'em...

Oogle college track guys as they pass

shirtless, in short shorts, show off their ass,

rhythmic pace full of sass...mmm-sass...

Yes, I like men, I cannot lie

any type of fit and virule guy

fantasize what's behind their fly...

what is behind their fly...?

Handsome man in Home Depot aisles

business casual rocks the dials

as he shops flaunting sultry wiles...

Senior members out on the links

firm butts, solid stances, 19th hole drinks,

tailored duds out line their elderly dinks...mmm-dinks...

OOOH-YAH! I like males, I cannot lie,

any type of fit and virule guy

fantasize what's behind their fly...

what is behind their fly...?

A cock is a cock by any other name,

pinga to prick, they're all the same,

wide spectrum of lengths and girths, no shame...

For the weird, wonderful, beautiful schlong,

heart sings hymn for man and his prong,

hot diggity ding dang DONG!

Hot diggity ding dang DONG!

mmm-dong...

Well, I like boys, I cannot lie

any type of fit and virule guy

fantasize what's behind their fly...

what is behind their fly...?

Oh my god, Bobby, look at that boy...

Obi & Bobby, checkin' out the action.

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& now a very special queer guest poet,

CAT

Another Zephyr

another age birthday blah

coke cake date dinosaur

ending everything fox female

glance gender happy high

inside in sync jingle jangle

krazy kat lazy lady

may monday no nonsense

over outside poet projects

quirky quotes roaming roads

seventy-five seventeen twenty-two t-rex

upbeat unique vamp vampire

writer wolverine x-man extra

years young zooming zephyr.

Somerville Poet, CAT,

celebrating 75 years young.

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Parting Shot

21st Century Blockbusters:

Trend Extrapolation

Hollywood Film Fare,

Redo's, Reboots, Franchises,

movies coming soon...

Fast and Furious 50

and Fight Club...The Musical!

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

the, If There's a Cure for The Gay...I don't want it, selfie.

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of The Gay Vaccine Rose from Christian Vineyards;

"I'll have a sample sip of that...?" Coyote barks.

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Will the Circle be unbroken?

contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or

dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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