One Day Late...

 & worth the wait.

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

Road Tripper.

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

a lowered and hot rodded delivery van

in process at Salisbury Beach.

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

new...ish Queer, 100% Free Range, Grass Fed, Poultry, Family Size Cuts,

large enough for any Queer Party!

Let us get right to them, they'll be awhile on the grill.

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and now...a rant...

Take Note of Foolishness

(Sixth Grade Education)

L - G- B - T- Q -

Q - I - P - 2S - A - A - -

inclusion-ism

extreme confusion-ism

Alpha Soup Definition...?

Lez - Gay - Bi - Trans - Queer -

Questioning - Intersex - Pan -

2 Spirit - Asex' -

Ally - - inclusive of all,

expands concise acronym.

Who's responsible

for unnecessarily

expanding abbrev'?

Who decide good idea

add multi-alt lifestyles?

Community Heads,

mambi-pambi bleeding hearts,

spoiled little prats,

in face sexuality,

forced additional labels.

Din't follow thumbs rule

tagline, abbreviations,

and group acronyms

make easy read, understand,

KISS, Keep It Simple, Stupid.

Keep It Simply Stupid

recite, remember with ease,

short, sweet, to the point,

to decipher metaphor,

intact imagination.

Don't need a thermometer

to assume common denominator

6th grade education's spot

intelligence gone to pot

brain inept symbol translator.

No thermometer

common denominator

6th grade ed's top spot

intelligence gone to pot

inept symbol translator...

CODA: Over Engineered

Lives matter sacredness

acronyms inclusiveness

leaves people guessin'

from faux pas learn lesson

and take note of foolishness...

All lives sacredness

acronyms inclusiveness

leaves people guessin'

from tag faux pas learn lesson

and take note of foolishness...

take note of foolishness...

take note of foolishness...

L - G- B - T- Q - Q - I - P - 2S - A - A - -

Take Note...

G. L. B. T....& sometimes Q.

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What Would J. C. Do...?

inspired by a 'Christian' pamphlet

a well placed fuck pome

What does Bible say,

is it ok to be...gay...?

Old Testament Tales

Queers, society assails

to build Nation...FUCK AWAY!

"Put sex'clusiveness away,

rethink - write verse that assails,

learn from ancient tales,

it is ok to be...Gay!"

what Jesus would say.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

the, I'm so pretty, oh, so pretty, selfie

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of...Nattie Ice, formally known as, Natural Ice;

"I'll freeze my taste buds with a slurp!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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