FOUR-TWENTY!

 

National & International Marijuana Celebration Day

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

Craft Cannabis Consumer.

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Four Twenty Agape

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Factoids

Holy Oils JC used were made from...

Nine Pounds of a Cannabis Cousin...

OF COURSE FOLKS SAW GOD!

Not in use today at places of Christian Worship

such as the one above,

Old West Parish Church, Bendover, Taxachusetts.

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

excerpts from our Traditional April National Poetry Month 30 Pomes in 30 Days Project,

also known as the...30/30.

Dreaded by some, a challenge for others,

a cinch for the true poets,

people consumed by Poetry

speak in Poems and Metaphors

always on the move, moving,

doing something...

you know who you are

you know who they are

Happy Poetry Month.

We now present the aforementioned short 30/30 excerpts

in no particular order,

this one we're particularly proud of,

usually we collect bits and pieces and assemble pieces and bits

in one long Hippie Speedball powered writing jag,

this little item

we banged together on the actual date,

April 13, 2023, 13/30

Highest Honors

(Ballad of a Heroes Welcome)

Billy dreamed of a Heroes Welcome,

becoming a soldier made his heart hum,

joined the Army on his 18th birthday

trained hard and became a Green Beret

ordered deep into warfare's thrum...

deep into warfare's thrum -

In the chaos of battles thrum

he saved the lives of many a Beret

on his Ultimate Sacrifice Birthday,

cathedral echoed memorials prayerful hum

as Billy got his Heroes Welcome...

Billy got his Heroes Welcome -

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& not that we condone the following behavior,

we've heard some Stoners are apt to do it,

let it be a warning to you Drunk Drivers...

assembled from parts laying around on

April 16, 2023, 17/30

Aquatic Life

(Life Aquatic)

There is a guy called, Hubie,

who bought a Subie-ruby,

his idea of a good time

was a bit of a traffic crime

cruisin' 'round an' smokin' a doobie.

Listening to music, talkin' smokin' craft doobie,

Saturday afternoon traffic crime

3 guys and a gal out for a good time

fish bowlin' Scoobie Subie-ruby

piloted by grinnin' host, Hubie.

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and what Four-twenty post would be complete without some snax?

You've been puffin'away on that ole Mandarin Zkittles Kusch reading this,

and now you are as high as you can be and have the...

MUNCHIES!

Go and get something to munch...

we'll wait...

OK, we're back

with Beethoven's favorite fruit,

a ba-na-na-na!

Assembled in one sitting for a thank you card,

a little behind in the Pome a Day Project,

April 11, 2023, 7/30

Live, Laugh, Love...and Ice Cream

for Barb M

Barbara enjoys to bake,

coffee rings to biscuits to cake

so deliciously decadent treats

children finish their dinner eats

cuz, dessert they won't forsake -

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which led to the rewrite and a New Creation!

April 18, 2023, 18/30

Live, Laugh, Love...& Ice Cream Mach II

for McKee Foods

Debbie enjoys to bake

choco'rings to brownies to cake,

so deliciously chocolaty treats

Stoners stuck in da couch seats

cuz, Munchies they can't forsake -

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Parting Shot

and remember...

Live Long and Use Cannabis.

especially here:

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Lookin' Cool

in the hospital loo

Have a Happy and Safe

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Cantrip THC Infused Lemonade;

"I'll have a dose of that!" Coyote barks.

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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or

dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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if, thru regular use, a bent spine, bad breath, free frame of reference association,

planters warts, hair loss of appetite for destruction, strange emotions, mind expansion,

reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,

listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,

do not discontinue use.