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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;
original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...
sick and tired and mad as...


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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Triune of Pigeons
and a Dove...?

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

with yet another vehicle - dwelling collision,
shooting, Bobcat Stand up Tractor theft, armed daylight robbery,
and other incidences of modern life,
we remember the wise advice a very wise woman
from way back in the 1980's...

Advice Taken
(Just Say...)
a 21st Century Folk - Punk - Rock Song
w/a tip 'o' da hat to, Nancy Reagan

I'm tired as hell
I won't take it any more
gonna...Just Say NO...

to cancel cultures,
and woke censorship vultures!
FREE OPINIONS FLOW!
NO! Propaganda's Say So!
Throw pamphlets in the mulchers!
in the mulchers!

I'm sickened as well
I can't jake it any more
gonna...Just Say NO...

daily 'hood killing
all walks beating hearts stilling
innocent blood flow
NO! Right to Bare Arms Say So!
Put weapons through remilling!
through remilling!

Yah, I'm mad, not swell
I won't shake it any more
gonna...Just Say NO...

to big pharma's grip
tranquilizing prescript' trip
characters faux flow
NO! Primary Care Say So!
Detoxified neurons rip!
neurons rip!

I'm not gonna quell
can't forsake it any more
gonna...Just Say No...

multi lane road hogs!
ultra virulent war dogs!
mass media's flow!
NO! Jackass Challenge Say So!
Vegan Bacon and Eggnogs!
Vegan Bacon and Eggnogs...?!?!?

WHAT THE WHAAAT?!?!

[jam break]

You're tired as hell
you won't take it any more
gonna...Just Say NO...

Hollywood sequels!
Entitled millennials!
Whiny children's flow!
NO! CDC Vax Say So!
In Crowd Testimonials!
Testimonials!

I'm tired as hell
I won't take it any more
gonna...Just Say NO...

gonna...Just Say NO...

gonna...Just Say NO...

Just Say NO...

NO.

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So as not to leave you, Dear Reader, on a low note,
we give you this

Parting Pome

Hot Cup'a Joe
Snow Storm Tuesday, March 14, 2023
Commute to Manchester NH from Dracule MA and Back
for WCRB 99.5 Classical Radio Boston
and a Calming Little Number

Watch where Mammoth* go
high alert, hot cup'a joe
gears roll low and slow
wheels trace icy tracks mashed flow
avoid sides buried in snow...sides buried in snow...

Chopin on airwaves
Heroic Polonaise grooves
for Plow Truck Ballet...Plow Truck Ballet...
What Plow Truck Ballet?!?

Mammoth* is buried in snow
downed trees, power lines, jam flow,
four wheel drive low, slow
high alert, hot cup'a joe
freeway barely go...freeway barely go...

Chopin on airwaves
Heroic Polonaise grooves
for Plow Truck Ballet...Plow Truck Ballet...
What Plow Truck Ballet?!?!

What Plow Truck Ballet?



* MAMMOTH Mammoth Road, Merrimack River Shore, Lowtown, MA,
to Manchvegas, NH, an early attempt at a direct highway from
Mill City to Queen's City.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammoth_Road

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
the Caught before Coffee, shot.

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Mulled Natty Ice;



"That sounds disgusting...gimme some!" Coyote barks.

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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or
dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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if, thru regular use, a bent spine, bad breath, free frame of reference association,
planters warts, hair loss of appetite for destruction, strange emotions, mind expansion,
reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,
listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,
do not discontinue use.

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