Love Exciting and New, Climb Aboard, We're Expecting YOU!

 

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect...

True Love.

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Hand sewn and knitted blankies and hats

Comfort for youth via Project Linus.

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

Saint Valentine's Day New Shiznat!

Pay attention, like a small village downtown as one drives through,

don't blink, you might miss it...

Before There Were Saints

(& Grizzlies)

for CAT

T'Rex companions

long for plutonic embrace,

something meaningful...

Tyrannosaurus Rex hugs,

never quite as big as Bear.

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Puppy Love

(at first sight)

for Nevins Farm

& Peggy Mc

Seek home to be mine

a forever friend divine,

living dog life ease,

look in my eyes, please, please, please,

can I be your Valentine?

Adopt a Pet Today.

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and one more shot for the road...

How Many Numbers in a Lid?

(Stoner Math)

for Cheech

Weedmaps card queries,

'How many joints in an 8th?'

3 point 5 grams bud,

7, half'g jibs. Chong sez,

"Only 1...I roll big joints."

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Have a wonderful Saint Valentine's Day!

DaS Ginger Mann & Obi spread Agape,

Benson's Wild Animal Farm, Hudson, NH;

Remnants of Snack Bar A Frame,

Lion Cage replica, and Neill in background.

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Yes, I am a dashing young sexy beast,

Won't you please, won't you please,

please won't you be my Valentine?

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Eros Vineyards Cupid Pink Rose;

"I'll kiss my lips to that my love!" Coyote barks.

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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or

dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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