GROUNDHOG DAY!


 "No one's gonna eat you, my furry friend!"

Bill Murray & Phil

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;
original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
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groundhog, woodchuck.


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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

DaBCo Industries Poultry Division
presents an old fashioned special,
Fresh, Flash Frozen, Organic, Free Range, Groundhog Meat,
Ground and Seasoned,
Cut up Roastable, BBQ'able Parts,
to concoct your favorite
Groundhog Day Delicacy
Groundhog Meat Meat loaf.

Available in your grocer's freezer section.

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

in celebration of a short winter...

maybe...

Prohibition Legalities
(Pre Rolling in the Dough)

Organic grow house
cannabis cultivation
plastic people's craft
earns benjies hand over fist,
communities benefit -

https://lazyriverproducts.com/

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Haunted Age of Aquarius
for Harold Ramis

Cosmic vampires,
quasars, novas, black holes, and
exploding zombies...

galactic horror sci fi
who gonna call? Star Busters!

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Porn Star of David
(Camera Adds 5 Pounds)

Fun Size boy daydream
pose nude before looking glass
erect, sexy beast
mirror image in reverse,
of COURSE my dick looks BIGGER!

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Parting Shot

Another 'Mass Shooting'
in Mass'achusetts
Pray to the Deity of your choice
for Peace
and act accordingly.

Change begins with...YOU.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Skinnier version of Obi BFF
(Before Femur Fracture)

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Groundhog Blood Orange Sangria;

"I'll tart up my tongue with a lap!" Coyote barks.

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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or
dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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Health Risk Warning:

This package contains 100% Unadulterated Politically Incorrect Entertainment;
if, thru regular use, a bent spine, bad breath, free frame of reference association,
planters warts, hair loss of appetite for destruction, strange emotions, mind expansion,
reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,
listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,
do not discontinue use.

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