Traveling Holidays

 

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original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

unvaccinated from a Zombie Apocalypse.

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Venice, Italy, has their Gondolas,

sailing in famous canals,

Lowtown, MA, USA, has their

Summer Waterfowl wading infamous canals.

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

Previously Unpublished Pomes

aka...

NEW SHIT!

Wish for the coming year.

Day Trips and Weekends

I want to pack up my bags

pack up the Pumpkin, hook up a trailer,

and go, take off

with DaS Ginger Mann, companion

traveling highways and byways of North America

passports in pockets,

maybe we can split the borders

and escape to Baja, California, Mexico,

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada,

and BEYOND!

so many places to see,

so many people to be,

civilizations, cultures, relics, ruins,

mountains to climb, oceans to swim,

scenes and situations to show DaS G'Mann

to experience anew, new experiences,

spots neither of us has experienced,

live on the road by our wits...aah...

Need to make that MOOLAH!

Unless a Zombie Apocalypse

mutants of Covid-19 vaccinated-boosted humans,

and then it's off we go,

killing zombies,

and seeing the world!

Until then,

work, work, work...

I'll play the Lottery...

and pray.

On the Road to Anywhere USA.

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We're deep in the holiday season for most of the worlds religious philosophies,

most famous Being, of course, Christian,

the Birth of the Messiah, Christ Jesus,

Savior of Humankind.

We don't know anything about that,

we just observe it for the parties, cards, gifts, and SWEETS!

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As you, Dear Reader, read the following piece,

think about all the other forms of Religious Thought

Celebrating Holy Days at this time of year,

raise your glass and cheer...

Joyous Yuletide to All!

and now, a Holiday Pome...

Dashing to Scrutiny Alleluia

Songs of the Season

Dashing through the snow

in dreams of a white Christmas

youth's fond memories

Stockings hung with care

letters to Santa posted

tree trimmings shimmer

Ev'ry boy and girl

utmost bestest behavior

under scrutiny

North Pole telescope - radar

sees when sleeping and awake

World Celebration

Holy Infant, Silent Night

sing, 'Alleluia!"

pictured left to right, top to bottom

Palm Sunday Palm in background,

Clothespin Saints Burning Man & David,

'Woman in Black Hat', J. Cormier,

'Christmas Eve in Bethlehem', postcard, N. Rockwell

'Profile Rock', 'Crucifix with Blue Star'

'Young Woman with Bible, Yellow Star, & Easter Crucifixes',

Artist Unknown, additions by, Da Butcha

'Renascence Painting of Manger Scene', Christmas Card

Shrine to Birth, Life, Death of Joshua

Sing, 'ALLELUIA!'

indeed.

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Parting Shot

Everyone's getting into the Seasons Spirit,

according to legend, even statues speak...

"Happy Holy'days to All & Happy New Year!"

Copley Square, Beantown, MA

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

"Eureka! I have an idea!"

Festive Shadow & Light Selfie

Mom 'n' Pop's Pad, 10/23/22

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Dave's Farm Fresh Eggnog, with RUM!

"I'll calm my nerves with a shot of that!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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