Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before...

 

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

reincarnated soul, or rebooted, reimagined, rearranged, all inclusive spirit...

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Bottoms Up! Waterfowl Agape.

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Another Haiku Snapshot

inconsiderate

seagulls in best fishing spot...

what would eagles do?

What is your Haiku?

Send it on over!

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

as we near the end of the year,

here's a previously unpublished bit from

January 2, 2022

Two Birds

(of a Feather)

Reincarnation,

souls reborn via newborns,

believed around world

one's life determines

next level incarnated,

species up, or down,

or similar; to

teach unlearned lessons, muffs from

previous bodies,

for transcendance, higher plain,

and then there's couples true love...

As for I...Believe,

past lives across earth's eons

dreams vague memories -

Dreams vague memories,

gaily painted wagon train,

mandolins, fortunes...

horseback herd cattle,

bandanas, spurs, wander range...

saloon keep, gambler,

high noon gunfighter...

old Japanese Haikuist

roaming countryside...

reborn to fall into arms

of companion Ginger Mann,

recognised  through guise

souls repackaged carton by

Reincarnation -

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and February 5, 2022...

Recurring Line: Free Range Pote

Born a rootless, wandering soul,

around the world I roam,

pad don't matter from house to hole,

wherever is my cellie is my home,

wherever is my cellie is my home -

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Parting Shot

What is the conversation?

Woman in Black Hat: Oh, honey,

your man leaving you is no reason to join a convent!

Nun, looks at book in her hands, printed words, gibberish,

symbols meaning nothing, she replies: I suppose you're right,

men can be so fickle.

Clothespin Saints: Hey! We're standing right here!

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

the, Is It Just Me, or Is It Really Foggy? selfie.

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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