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Tom A, T'Bone, & Obi Wan

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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

even more new, unpublished stuff,

especially chosen for this, our

Holiday Special

for the big week of back to back holidays is upon us,

starting this weekend...if not before...

depending on one's chosen Religious Philosophy.

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Radio Abba

Mac Davis sang on The Muppet Show

"Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble..."

and boy, don't I know,

as thru days I stumble;

big headed ego

tower above all

brain full of what need know

larger the are, harder they fall...

Oh, Lord, hard to be humble

when I'm perfect in every way...?

So, I had a woodland stumble

and God's Rod's in my leg...OK!

Alright, there's other delinquencies

alternate reality behavior

another wavelength of frequencies

which keeps me tuned in to Savior.

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What would a Holiday Special be without a Very Special Guest...

in this case...

MAC DAVIS!

with the DaBCO Madcap Electric Jazz Band,

and his number one hit with a bullet...

It's Hard to be Humble!

Mac Davis:

1 - 2 - 3...

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble

When you're perfect in every way

I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can

I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I could probably find me another
But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares? I never get lonesome
Cause I treasure my own company

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're doing the best that you can

I guess you could say I'm a loner
A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud
Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted,
But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I'm egotistical
Hell, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the way
That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're doing the best that you can
We're doing the best that we can!
Give yourselves a hand.
Yeeee-haw!

Source: Musixmatch

Songwriters: Mac Davis

It's Hard to Be Humble lyrics © Songpainter Music

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and in closing, DaBCo Industries Poultry Division,

to you, Dear Readers, wishes for the coming days,

In an Attitude of Prayer

(Almighty Zealously to the Letter)

Almighty Being, Creator Divine,

Enlighten Faithful Goy,

Heighten Intelligent, Just, Kingdom,

Laud Man's Nondiscriminatory Obedience,

Positive Quizzical, Rehydrate Sponginess;

Trials, Unceasing Vexations, Wickedness,

eXercise Yahweh's Zealot!

eXercise Yahweh's Zealot!

Acolyte Beseeches Creator,

Divinely Enable Faithful's Gifts,

Heartedly Instigate Jesus' Kingdom,

Laughingly Make New;

Obliviate People's Quarrels,

Religion's Separateness;

Top-notch Unexpected,

Verily, Windfalls,

eXalt Yahweh Zealously...

eXalt Yahweh Zealously!

Please & Thank You

Hallelujah!

Alleluia!

Jesus, Mary, & WHAT THE WHAT?!?

AMEN!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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Parting Shot

Lenny Kravitz, eat your heart out

Sittin' on top of a cloud...!

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

"I don't know about you, buuuuutt...I'm ready for feasting!"

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Solstice Meade;

"I'll have sweet knock of that!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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