NEW SHIESA! with never before seen photographs.
Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, For Entertainment Purposes Only, Politically Incorrect Zone;
any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;
original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the
Winter Storm Reveler.
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Agape.
and a theme song!
Weird Like You and Me (The Compilation Song) - The Amazing World Of Gumball
[Intro]You're my half brother and my fully fledged friend!We're buddies forever from beginning to the end.Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!Don't have to look beside me to know that you were there!If two things act as one are they still a pair?Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me! [Verse]I'm the sugar you're the lemons we're a weird lemonade. But you're the brothers that I'd never trade.Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me! You're my right hand guy and the shoulder that I cry on.My brains when I'm confused, an arm to lean a while on.Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me! [Chorus]You can walk, run, swim, roll, hop, skip, or fly.If we're going different ways you're my kind of guy.Difference doesn't matter, if nobody's the same.There is no two clouds alike in the great big sky. [Verse]You can be a robot.A banana.A T-Rex.A half a sandwich.A flaming ball.A missing link.Or your mom could be a witch.Nobody's a nobody and everybody's weird just like Sussie! If you're fragile as paper!Or made of nothing at all.You still won't be as weird as a potato head!Or a flying eyeball.Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me. Your age doesn't matter it's only skin deep.And when I'm around you, Jojo, my pacemaker skips a beat.Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me! So don't be scared to come out your shell too.There's always someone out there to love the real you.Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me. [Chorus]You can walk, run, swim, roll, hop, skip, or fly.If we're going different ways you're my kind of guy.Difference doesn't matter, If nobody's the same.'A space for every star in the great big sky. Do Do Do-Do Do Do-Do Do Do-Do-Do!Do Do Do-Do Do Do-Do Do Do-Do-Do!Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!Weird like you and me!
ON WITH THE SHOW!
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
relating warmer month activities months later when cold weather kicks in,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
pillow'ettes
also, the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...
as we promised last post,
the most awesomesauciest new shit that ever was written,
so new it's still warm from the press.
What is it? One may be querying,
a question of a Joke,
Janet C,
Stand-up Comic:
"Possible joke!?!?!
Best way to catch a breath?
Wear a mask...."
to which we replied,
"HA!"
and laid down the gauntlet,
challenged her to write a series of
Mask Jokes,
we, of course would write...
Pomes.
Here is our reply:
Mask Pome Series Challenge
for Janet C, Comic, Artist, Poet, & all 'round wicked pissah kool person.
Without a...
There was a rebellious Bask
who thought cleanliness a task,
only on Sunday was he ever clean,
and he got virus vaccine
so wouldn't have to wash a mask -
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Stevenson's Pop
Sgt. Pepper retired military band bib
became Dr. Pepper, peers dubbed, His Nib,
ace concotor of potions in a flask;
one night inhaled fumes without a mask
and transformed into...Mr. Pibb -
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Cuz it Rhymes Without Reason
In a case of mistaken identity
Bob Jones got tossed in a penitentiary,
how could this be? you may ask,
only person at bank heist without a mask,
irony of covididity -
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Doubled Up Extra Security
Lone Ranger was put to task,
peripheral vision doubles target flask
I. d. concealed, rides for Justice anonymously,
white and Silver glow fabulously,
and eyes hampered by black PFP mask -
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Demo'can
In Sleepy Joes glow, the People bask
healthful fluid flows from magical flask,
mindful stupid fellows masturbate
and mandate to vaccinate,
as well as continue to wear a mask -
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Republi'crat
In peoples glow, Joe and Pals bask
six feet apart, all wear a mask;
can no one not see,
country's Leader is a Nazi?
It's Zyklon-B pouring from that flask!
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Lighten the Mood
Dark Limericks, I'm up to the task,
hitting da bing made from a flask,
launch into galaxy, escape the day,
Lunar Razzlebeery Kush take me away!
Alone in my garret without a mask -
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Alcohol, Drugs, and Weed Use On the Rise
'It Is Recommended, Wear a Mask'
signs in town put public to task,
vaccinated and un'
cover up everyone;
I stay at home and hit da flask -
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Rockets Overhead
Covid Nineteen rolled Lucky Seven,
global jackpot, viral Heaven,
in Celeb' Status Spotlight bask,
Worldwide Paranoi'xiety behind each mask...
Shit Proud to've Worked Better'an Nine-Eleven!
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Grand Finale
(For now anyway)
Streaming Limericks a task,
in progress of project I bask,
ask, run flask low on verse, light?
Beat from day, call it a night,
and only four words rhyme with Mask.
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PHEW!
That was quite a ride!
&
As Porky Pig always said,
"Th' th' that's all folks!"
For the New Shiesa this post,
there will be more next time,
TUNE IN!
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Parting Shots
Dracule & Lowtown in Winter
January 29 - February 4, 2022
Wake up Saturday morning and it's storming,
snow against the screen & bedecking neighborhood scene,
like a black and white photographic image, mid-morns light,
Poets Garret, dormer to the right, view within sight,
"It's midday, walk outside, fresh air, exercise, snap shots of, The Think Tank,
clear front walk and steps, it'll be easier on Sunday, and, LOOK AT IT!
The Entry Rose Garden Shows Repose as Weather Snows,
Bench and one of two Pink Flamingos;
an lookee here! The Think Tank Outdoor Patio Dining & Grilling Area, Sentry Owl,
I don't think there'll be any picnicking for a bit."
SUN'day morning, Neil Chassidy, suited up, shouts, "HEY! Get back to shoveling!"
"That's a good idea, lookit this snow plow mound!"
"Together, Neighbor to Neighbor, shovel & tractor, VIOLA - VOILA!"
"we can take a little walk around ZUMass River Walk, LOOKIT THE WILDLIFE!"
"Graceful display of aeronautics over relaxing pathway,
THIS IS SO AWESOME! LOOKIT! LOOKIT!
Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! What the WHAT?!?
Well, we've gone around the block and back to this mill complex, anyway,
part of The ZUMass & National Park System,
Spirit of Past Worker wisps across Remnants of Lowtowns Industrial Revolution,
Majestic Exterior, two doors down, and LOOKIT INSIDE NOW!
Walk thru History in Perspective, Doors of Perception wait to be Opened."
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"There will be no baseball in Lowtown today; good thing there's a Think Tank Fire Pit!"
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and we end this post & save more new stuff for next time.
NEW STUFF!
In the meantime...
HAPPY SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY!
...the eagle flies with the dove,
If you can't be with the One you Love,
Love the One you're with.
Stephen Stills
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
the, He's just a Regular Guy, selfie
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Millwieser Ice PFP Lager;
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dabsasp@gmail.com
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021,
one year and still going!
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if, thru regular use, a bent spine, bad breath, free frame of reference association,
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listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,
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Fun to read as always!
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