Days of Saints, Living & Dead, Behind Us, Let Us Get on With...HIGH HOLIDAYS!

 

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the

dear solitary reader.

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Agape.

Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

relating warmer month activities months later when cold weather kicks in,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and goats,

"Baaa!"

and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

the ongoing adventure torn directly from Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrks Journal

the ever and always popular...

Labor Day Weekend Solo Poet's Holiday

featuring, Burning Man Jr III

Saturday, September 4, 2021

Witches Brew Coffee

(Wake Up!)

Saturday...errands,

DaS Mann hawks car parts 'til 2

for lil while more,

store becomes warehouse,

DaS hours change, Mon thru Fri,

shoppe across river;

T'Bone and Obi

get shopping done ev'ry Sat,

and when Mann arrives...

time for outdoor adventures,

hikes, beach runs, backyard cookouts,

what will today bring?

Every day is a gift,

that's why called Present;

all we have to do

is get up and open it,

accept and enjoy,

giving thanks and rejoicing,

not be another like it;

greet each morn' with deep

breath of fire, in-out flush,

fresh for what may come.

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21st Century Millworker, I

(Eye)

Friday reflections...

Kerouac's Lowtown faded

shades of her past self,

mill buildings still house

workers in office condos

posted at P. C's,

deluxe apartments,

high priced condominiums,

coffee shops, store fronts,

theatres, inserted in guts

post development gutting;

boarding houses, 'hoods,

industry support outlets,

factories, ripped down,

cookie cutter glass

and steel cubes, legoland homes,

plastic mold boxes,

prisonlike learning centers,

and neighborhood connector;

urban renewal,

Recyc', Refurb', what exists,

new construction tech' -

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Dollars and Cents

(and Out of Control Rents)

[what is the link?]

New construction tech',

complete interior gut,

outside walls still stand;

exterior, floors,

mostly kept intact, all else...

gutted and replaced;

rot, rooflines, removed,

rebuilt, story additions,

skyline modified,

siding layers stipped, win'doors,

wire, plumb, insulate, side...

Lux' NEW Creation!

Garners Luxury Price Tag,

raises prop' values,

Studio...1K,

1 Bed...15-hunge, 2-more...

2 to 3K...plus,

don't ask about square foot cost,

it, too, prob'ly...OUTRAGEOUS!

And, is this truly

the underlying root of...

Displaced Citizens...?

Homeless Encampment across river from Mill Reno Projects.

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Blue Ribbon Contest

(@ Salisbury Beach)

Tripoli Pizza

vs Christy's Beach Pizza,

which is...# 1?

Tonight...Tripoli,

long line, Christy's...not so much,

what is difference?

the secret in their secret sauce...?

Tripoli sweeter

sauce, or dough and cannolis,

Christy's 'za...varied

assortment of Italian

based marinara with cheese;

both Beach Pizza joints

Provolone, fromage of choice,

not...Mozzarella;

same price for a slice,

pepperoni, plain, x-cheese;

Christy's offerings,

anchovies and hot coffee,

Tripoli, two choice fits all;

Kenny Chesney Tribute Band shouts out to...

dueling pie joints,

battle rages into night,

and they're both...OK.

Dairy Twirl 5 Flavors...Always a Winner!

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Sun sets on the marshland...

and this week's post.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Parting Shot Interruptus...

DaS Mann, suggests, "I haven't had, Christy's for a bit..."

"Let's get both, taste test for which pizza is best!" Obi Wan declares.

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of, Dairy Twirl 5 Flavors Frozen Suicide;

"I'll freeze my brain with a few laps 'round that!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

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Halloween Week Special Bonus Track,

not available in any other format...

Suspense Pome:

Registered Male

Listenin' to da chillen

a'comin' up da hill

trick'a treatin'

an' I'm'a gittin' hard...

locked in maximum confinement

payin' with time social bill

'til age of retirement,

allegedly flashed kids from front yard;

welcomin' da little chillen

a'comin' to my establishment

trick'a treatin'

an' I'm wanglin' my equipment...

invite lads in for special tea

vid' games, adult entertainment,

and no truth to rumors...maybe,

bodies discovered in my basement;

Pleasant little chillen

many games and frivolity

trick'a treatin'

door to door generosity...

they're charmingly cute and sweet,

Great Pumpkin Belief religiosity,

Star Wars Super Hero complete,

teach meaning of reciprocity.

Chillen a'comin' up da hill

trick'a treatin'

an I'm a'gittin' hard...

"don't you, forget about me...hee-hee-hee!"

"oh, john, you are such a drag!"

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