Goddess Falls into the Woods
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super superstitious, cautious, hiker.
T'Bone, points to the Ranger Station, we find a mill stone,
Obi Wan, puts his nose to the grind stone and finds the falls, "Eureka!"
Neil Chassidy, Das Mann, Obi Wan, & T'Bone, hit the trail,
Neil, off trail, treading close to the edge to get, THE SHOT!
Pictures don't do the falls justice, the roar, the flow, the depth,
does not come thru, Das Mann off trail getting HIS SHOT!
Das, humps it back up the steep slope to the trail where Obi waits,
near an official overlook, "SEE! You can get THE SHOT! from here!"
Neil, reflects on life in the rivers flow, T'Bone, contemplates the meaning of nature
another sign...of the times, Das, T, & Neil, rejoice in the day;
on up the trail to Army Corp of Engineers flood control dam, Tully Lake Campground,
lakeside campsites, footpath along the dam, which is more of a dike...hee-hee,
Tully Lake, T'bone crosses over to the other side...of the sluice-way,
Neil & Das, break on thru, final push up a steep, paved, incline, lot at the top,
Neil, Das, & Obi, Neil catches his breath, "Pumpkin's RIGHT THERE!"
"There you go, Doane's Falls, &...does this shirt make me look fat?"
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the, Don't Call Me Christian, selfie
the, How You'll Know Me, selfie.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Pahrk Google Blog,
the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and...
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Churchy Lafemme and Owl tumble into Lawrence Brook.
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and speaking of, Lawrence Brook...
Further rehabilitation and getting back up on that horse called Hiking,
The Think Tank Gang visited,
Doane's Falls, Miller's River Wildlife Management Area,
Trustees of Reservations, Royalston, MA;
"Boy! There sure are a lot of signs at, Doane's Falls! But, where the falls at?!?!"
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and now for something completely different...Poultry.
National Poetry Month 30/30 Bonus Track
There's Always a Choice
31/30
What name for daughter, Sabrina, or Samantha?
Definitely middle of, Amanda,
moniker book, creative tries,
finally come to a compromise,
parents dub child, Sabrantha -
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Now...NEW STUFF!
Dexter
Psycho killers bide,
vigilante after hide,
tracking human sharks...
the doorbell rings, a dog barks,
Public Service Homicide*.
*: Law & Order, S17/E5
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One more for the road...trip...
Christ in a Cracker
(2000 Years into the Future Now)
Jesus, oh, Jesus,
ambivalent about Christ,
some guy on a cross;
Christianity
traumatically scarred child,
exclusivity;
everyone welcome,
except...those Messiah sought,
hypocritical;
attend church, develop hives
and Jesusophobia;
always felt Spirit,
do not question, God Is, but...
Jesus, oh, Jesus...
Christ on the Cross
all is lost...
or is it...?
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal Master of the Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
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