oh no, friday the thirteenth comes on a...

  saturday this month...again...oh my.

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this just in,

for those of you keeping score on the Official DaBCo PC Fatalities Scorecard,

Pepe Le Pew is accused of Sexual Harassment and Anti-social behavior;

the obsessive skunk named Pepe Le Pew who kept chasing around Penelope Pussycat

and other feline females. The Maurice Chevalier wannabe kept smothering these poor ladies,

who clearly had no desire to be anywhere near him. Like annoyingly clingy kids who tried too

hard to fit in at school and were starved for attention. But worse.

The article further asserts that Pepe helped normalize rape culture which brought

focused attention on the distressing critter.

Most story lines are mistaken identity, the unsuspecting feline is,

painted with a white stripe down her back, soaked in skunk pheromones, aroma,

or some other calamity, thusly, the ever romantic, Msr Le Pew, French,

courts like an animal...because he is one.

Anyone familiar with feline mating rituals?

We're not sayin' that makes it healthy viewing for children,

for whom it was produced,

we're just sayin'...

for more on this,

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/looney-tunes-skunk-pepe-le-pew-bid-adieu-why-space-ncna1260311

That's one for the record books.

and what about Clark Kent?

What did Lois Lane think of his relentless advances?

Only as Superman could Clark have a chance with Lois.

"Sometimes, I just want to slap that smug grin

off his superhuman chiseled chin,

I'm much more than this pretty face and steno pad,

I'm a 21st century woman, hip and rad,

I've got talent and a big brain within."

"And, while I'm at it, that stupid twit,

his cock ain't nuthin' next to my clit,

oh, sure, that drunken one night stand,

was crazy, amazing, royally grand,

but, I need a relationship I can admit."

"Plus, one pump charlie, that won't do,

if a man wants to please me, he gotta SCREW!

in high school I was known as Dinah Moe Humm,

and no boy could ever get me to cum,

I guess Super Man is a misnomer, oh, boo-hoo."

"Oh, sure I get the byline and type the copy,

and my work isn't dull or sloppy,

I'm tired of being in his shadow, a good girl,

I'm gonna take this town for a whirl,

dress all slinky and floppy."

"One little thing more,

don't ever call me a whore,

I heard him and Jimmy giggling,

as they watched my ass wiggling,

down the hall and out the door."

"Or, was that Jimmy and Clark?

Doesn't matter the dog, same bark.

Thinking with the least body member,

and I've got to remember,

to lock my slider after dark."

"I've gracefully aged, still smokin' hot,

most gals wish they had what I got,

yah, next time he lands on my balcony,

gonna knock his block off with stick balony!

Barkeep! Set me up another shot!!"

"burp."

Lois Lane Unwinds at The Metropolis Arms Lounge

(With a Bald Stranger who Buys Her Shooters)

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Here's something we know you're going to like!

Meh

pimple firmly pinched,

blackhead squeezed 'tween fingertips,

satisfying snap.

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Headline Mash-up in Tejas

Saint Valentine's Day

Black Washing History Month

Figures Massacred

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There you go, not much to go on, however, go on we must,

in God we trust, Benjamins or bust, Neil Young won't rust...

think we've done too much pixie dust...ah-Ah-AH-CHOO!

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Your personal Master of the Farce,

Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offers Brother Coyote a chalice of Juno's Finest Chablis,

"Why, don't mind if I doot-doot-do!"

Coyote jazzily yaps.

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