To All the Freaks & Weirdos....
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People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental; views, opinions, photographs are the sole property of,
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park, and do not reflect those of, Google.
Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and
is all aflutter about the Bleeding Heart Liberal Mamby Pamby Prez Elec,
Sleepy Joe Biden,
oh, boy, this is gonna be great!
Vanilla in every household!
Political Correctness...EXTREME!
Equal Human Rights!
Fair Employment Practices!
and...
OH SO MUCH MORE!
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In honor of the newly elected regime, same as the elderly elected regime,
some positively politically correct pomes by other people,
let us begin with a very upbeat ukulele tune, from one of our fave animated programs,
featuring a message for everyone...
Nobody’s A Nobody
from, The Amazing World of Gumball
[Verse 1: Gumball & Darwin, Both]
You're my half brother and my fully-fledged friend!
We're buddies forever from beginning to the end
Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
Don't have to look beside me to know that you are there!
If two things act as one are they still a pair?
Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
I'm the sugar you're the lemons we're a weird lemonade
But you're the brothers that I'd never trade
Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
[Verse 3: Nicole & Richard, Both]
You're my right hand guy and the shoulder that I cry on
My brain when I'm confused, an arm to lean a while on
Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
You can walk, run, swim, roll, hop, skip, or fly
If we're going different ways, you're my kind of guy
Difference doesn't matter, if nobody's the same
There is no two clouds alike in the great big sky
& ***Sussie***]
You can be a robot
A banana
A T-Rex
(A half a sandwich.)
A flaming ball
*Missing link.*
**Or your mom can be a witch.**
***Nobody's a nobody and everybody's weird just like Sussie!***
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and here's a selected piece by one of our favorite poets,
Langston Hughes,
Ku Klux
They took me out
to some lonesome place.
They said, "Do you believe
in the great white race?"
I said, "Mister,
to tell you the truth,
I'd believe in anything
if you'd just turn me loose."
The white man said, "Boy,
can it be
you're a-standin' there
a-sassin' me?"
They hit me in the head
and knocked me down.
And then they kicked me
on the ground.
A klansman siad, "Nigger,
look m in the face -
and tell me you believe in
the great white race."
Selected Poems, Langston Hughes, c. 1959
an original parting shot,
In an Attitude of Prayer
Sister Mary, sipped'a snifter of brandy,
her dilemma was a dreadful dandy,
to motherly way driven,
pro-life's hell, confess, should've given
Backseat Bishop a messiah handy -
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master of the Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Pahrk
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Pahrk
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
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Dionysus offering a chalice of electric kool aid,
Sleepy Joe, sez, "I can smell it's fine bouquet...and a fart..."
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Health Risk Warning:
This package contains 100% Unadulterated Political Incorrectness,
if, thru regular use, bent spine, bad breath, free association, planters warts,
hair loss, loss of appetite, new, strange emotions, mind expansion, urge to
talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling, listening, and
terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,
do not discontinue use.
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