The Food Edition
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
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Day After Diner.
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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"We are merely tenants at sufferance of this life."
Always We Begin Again c 1996/2011
"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act"
Attributed to George Orwell
"See to it that no one takes you captive
through hollow and deceptive philosophy."
Bible, Col 2:8
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, broadcasting
Positive Waves, Good Vibes, Honesty & Truth
across the virtual multiverse,
sharing poultry & photos chock full of sunshine and lollipops and...
meditation focal point
Cold Leftovers
FAST FOOD
(FOOD FAST)
w/a tip 'o' da hat to
Sir Mixalot, Tina Turner, Offspring, G Love & Special Sauce
it's so stuffed, it looks like
one of those chef guys refridges
ya know, Tupperware, styro to go packs,
I mean, how old is that...?
It's just so full, it's out there,
uh, gross...that one's fuzzy black...
ya gotta keep 'em 'fridgerated...
keep 'em 'fridgerated...keep 'em 'fridgerated...
Yo, I like cold leftovers, I cannot lie,
day old donut, soggy french frie,
pork fried rice, egg roll, boneless rib,
hook me up, got my lobstah bib;
pizza, sausage, balls of meat,
create Sammies sans heat;
baked, broiled, grilled chicken,
pig, cow, fish, lamb, goat, finger lickin',
add veg' an' noodles, a salad instantly,
with a little dressing, so very tasty...
so very tasty...
tasty -
Ya gotta keep 'em 'fridgerated...
keep 'em 'fridgerated...keep 'em 'fridgerated...
Yah, I like cold leftovers, that ain't no lie
from banquet feast to shepherds pie
some folks say I'm crazy
eating unmicro'd food is crazy,
gonna get me a tummy ache,
all day long potty break;
I disagree to the max
grab 'n' go eats, easy to chillax,
hunger abated, diner unstressed
makes cold leftovers simply the best...
simply the best!
The Best -
Ya gotta keep 'em 'fridgerated...
YESSSS! I love cold leftovers, I cannot lie
raise yer hand if yer as crazy as I!
Yer as crazy as I.
I like cold leftovers...I like cold leftovers...I like cold leftovers...
mmmmmm...
Ya gotta keep 'em 'fridgerated...
Moo.
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APPETITE FOR ROMANCE
for Chef DaS Ginger Mann
If it's through stomach to a man's heart,
tasty snare is your culinary art,
breakfast, lunch, dinner, fare,
for pyramid of meals nutriciously square
I'll pitch in and do my part -
I'll pitch in and do my part -
You cook, cleaning plate's my part,
buff china with spongy, bread square,
I'll joyfully pay the fare,
and be your Patron of Culinary Art,
for you've totally ensnared my stomach and heart -
totally ensnared my stomach and heart -
Chef DaS Ginger Mann
"BURRRRRRP!"
Obi Wan wearing protective apron
(means, Compliments to DA Chef)
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Parting Shot
Cold Leftover in the making
Hopknot Pesto Stuffed Pretzel
Parting Shot
Cold Leftover in the making
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for more on
The Hopknot
https://hopknotnh.com/
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
powering up for
Fresh Cold Leftovers
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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park Da Butcha via this blog, or dabsasp@gmail.com
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do not discontinue use.
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