OH NO! FRIDAY the THIRTEENTH COMES ON A...

   FRIDAY

FOR A SECOND MONTH

IN A ROW

THIS MONTH!

THAT'S TOMORROW!

AND

it's

JACK KEROUAC'S 104th BIRTHDAY

TODAY!

March 12, 2026

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is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,

and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);

names are changed to protect the

Superstitious Terrapin. 

plus Vanguard Poets & Writers.

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry, 

 it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry, 

 it is not your Grandparent's Poetry, 

 it is not your Parent's Poetry,

 it is 21st Century Poetry,

it is your poetry,

an evolution,

revolution

in verse; 

 see,

21st Century Poets are doing new things,

the old has fallen away. 

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"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act"

Attributed to George Orwell

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Positive Waves, Good Vibes Honesty & Truth

across the virtual multiverse,

sharing poultry & photos chock full of sunshine and lollipops and...

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Summer...

summer,-summer-summer!

Atlantic City Beachfront, New Jersey

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DaBCo Industries, Poultry Division,

can't do anything about Friday the 13th being on the morrow,

we can do something to

Celebrate Jack Kerouac,

a True Influencer,

Here are some examples

Hitch Hiker

(1967)

[from Scattered Poems c: 1971]

"Tryna get to sunny Californy" --

Boom. It's the awful raincoat

making me look like a self defeated self-

murdering imaginary gangster, an idiot in

a rueful coat, how can they understand

my damp packs-my mud packs-

"Look Joh, a hitchhiker"

"He looks like he's got a gun underneath

that I. R. A. coat"

"Look Fred, that man by the road"

"Some sexfiend got print in 1938

in sex magazine"--

"You found his blue corpse in a

greenshaded edition, with axe blots"

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Book of Haiku

[Penguin Books c: 2003]

from Desolation Angels

a novel

Hitch hiked a thousand

miles and brought

you wine

Mist boiling from the

ridge -- the mountains

are clean

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All you so called, alleged,

"internet influencers"

eat your heart out;

where will you be 

57 years after your death...?

Still 'influencing'?

or forgotten?

Just sayin'.

For more on Jack Kerouac,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Kerouac#:~:text=Jack%20Kerouac%20was%20an%20American%20novelist%20and,was%20a%20pioneer%20of%20the%20Beat%20Generation.

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And what have we learned from Mr. Kerouac?

Absolute Freedom in Writing,

No Rules but what we make,

words and meaning are subject to change,

there's Rhythm in Spoken Words,

Different Substances for Different Styles,

and...

OH!

So much more!

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Putting J. K's Influence into practice Poultry Cuts,

& respectfully dancing on Jack's grave.

Puppies and Skittles

Sidewalks and traffic stops

over the speed limit but not speeding...

Run, run, run, as fast as you can

run, run, run, puny man

run, run, run, you can't outrun

a windowless van

can't outrun a windowless van -

Hurry-scurry little Ginger man

hustle that bustle, bubble can,

got in sights, know where reside

got delights, come for a ride

there's ample enough room

and buku time to groom

buku time to groom -

Can't outrun a windowless van - can't outrun a windowless van

Hurry-scurry immigrant can

hustle that bustle foreign man

got no rights, know where reside

got in sights, going for a ride

there's buku detention room

and ample techniques to groom

ample techniques to groom -

Can't outrun a windowless van

a windowless van

run, run, run, you can't outrun

run, run, run, puny man

run, run, run, as fast as you can

Sidewalks and traffic stops

over the speed limit but not speeding...

not speeding -

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Run

(Faith in Something Bigger)

A Dance Monkey Dance Tune

w/a tip 'o' da hat to

Taylor Swift, Terminator Films, Josiah Queen, Madonna,

Men Without Hats, Van Halen, Peter Gabriel, and a K-LOVE DJ

Haters gonna hate - no Hate but what we make -

we got dust on our bibles and brand new rifles -

no wonder why we feel this way - no wonder why we feel this way - no wonder -

and you can dance...if you want to...

Safety Dance...DANCE! the night away - - 

First hand current events

news shows dark and funky

and fears worry's intense

gotta punch da monkey- punch da monkey

Run, run, run, as fast as can

away from woes gritty and gunky

can't outrun the mirror man

gotta punch da monkey - punch da monkey

DANCE! MONKEY. DANCE!

Barely legal team leader hombre

Lord high Mucky muck flunky

ass'sociates roll in da hay

gotta punch da monkey - punch da monkey

Run, run, run, as fast as can

'til about to blow chunky

can't outrun grim-revenuer man

gotta punch da monkey - punch da monkey

Lovers gonna Love - no Love but what we make -

we got dust on our rifles and brand new Bibles -

New Wonder why I feel this way - New Wonder why I feel this way - New Wonder -

and I can dance...if I want to...

Safety Dance...DANCE! the night away -

DANCE MONKEY DANCE! the night away - DANCE!

ha-cha-cha-cha!

🎉🎊😇 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK KEROUAC! 🎵🎶🎇

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

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