Alternate Philosophy
Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone,
For Entertainment Purposes Only;
any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,
is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);
names are changed to protect
Wiccans
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act"
Attributed to George Orwell
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an online magazine published weekly, broadcasting
Positive Waves, Good Vibes & Truth
across the virtual multiverse,
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Now for some
NEW SHIT!
Wicked Wicca
(Ballad of)
"Friday the Thirteenth!
She's a goozin' up like
The Trump of Doom,
all weirds an' eries
with splay footed dread fingers
all crutchery an' clawn!"
Churchy Lefemme, Pogo Comic Strip
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Which of the following
would anyone guess
has a soul that's a hollowing
out under a Prada dress...?
Behind door of upscale address
below foundation a hollowing
chapel that no one would guess
is Shadowlawn Court, Witch of the Following
Witch of the Following -
Suburban Coven of Thirteen
she's their Mother Superior Queen
Wednesday Night Ladies Society
Satanic Chants, dark piety
blessing potion in soup tureen -
Beer bottles filled from tureen
sealed, labeled, with wicked piety
fund raiser brew of Ladies Society
bespells citizens, slaves to the Queen
serve and protect the Coven of Thirteen -
Housewives Coven of Thirteen
large, in charge, of local scene
authorities controlled, complicit
entrancement, can't fight it
into a spiral town begins to careen -
Towards destruction residents careen
blind to fuse as they light it
ignorant to how they're complicit
in thinning public school scene
children disappear, ages ten to thirteen -
Virgin Blood Sacrifice to Coven of Thirteen
immortal, healthy, youthful sheen
full moon ritual in Shadowlawn court
invisible to 'hood, safe, secure, fort
ceremony's practice unheard, unseen -
Knight Wizard witnesses unseen
infiltrates subbasement fort
explosive chants through Shadowlawn Court
destroys immortal, healthy, youthful sheen
and Suburban Coven of Thirteen -
Suburban Coven of Thirteen -
Which of the following
would anyone guess
had a soul that's a hollowing
out under a Prada dress...?
Behind door of upscale address
below foundation was a hollowing
chapel that no one did guess
was Shadowlawn Court, Witch of the Following
Witch of the Following -
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Dirtiest thing said during the Olympics
"Illegal touching of their stones"
Stones ie: Gonads
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Parting Shot
With daily shootings in spaces once perceived as safe,
the DaBCo Industries Poultry Division Lord High Mucky Mucks
are issuing official office attire at a discount
supplies aren't limited.
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
in his new work suit
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