FIRST SALUTATIONS OF 2026

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,

is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,

and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);

names are changed to protect the

Venezuelans.

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry, 

 it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry, 

 it is not your Grandparent's Poetry, 

 it is not your Parent's Poetry,

 it is 21st Century Poetry,

it is your poetry,

an evolution,

revolution

in verse; 

 see,

21st Century Poets are doing new things,

the old has fallen away. 

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 Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, broadcasting

Positive Waves & Good Vibes

across the virtual multiverse,

sharing poultry & photos chock full of sunshine and lollipops and...

a meditation focal point

Smoky Bear's advice to U. S. Citizens during the T'Rump Regime

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Speaking of T'Rump,

he's got his Jews in the Immigrants

and now he's got his Poland

in Venezuela.

HEIL "ADOLPH" T'RUMP!

Invasion of Venezuela for their oil and other precious resources,

plus, their illegal drug trade was cutting into the profits of the drug trade of the CIA.

and that's our slamming political commentary for this week.

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Onto what keeps you, Dear Reader, tuning in week after week,

Cutting Edge 21st Century Poetry!

Let us begin with the first births of 2026.

1: FOR THAT PURPOSE

"Stage 4 Lunch Cancer"

Collector GaD, 09/20/2024 Reflections System Note.

Work hard as Collections Advancer

talk offs smooth as a dancer

time flies when smile and dial

hunger creeps, 'tude turns vile

and I've got...Stage 4 Lunch Cancer...

Stage 4 Lunch Cancer...

"Yes, I understand, things are tough all over"

(is what I can say)

Benign noontime cancer

eradicate vile

chips and sammi' door dash dial

get my groove back as a dancer

work hard as Collections Advancer --

Hard Ass Collections Advancer ---

"shut the fuck up and pay your damn debt!"

(is what I'd like to say)

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2: EFFIGY

"Yet, I will leave 7,000 people alive in Isreal,

all those who are loyal to me

and have not bowed to, Moloch,

or kissed his idol."

Kings 1:18 (loosely)

"kissed Moloch's idol..."

ie: kissed his penis...?

Fluffers, they're all fluffers

and banana stuffers -

Smugglers, grape smugglers

and cream sauce chugglers -

Commune in Sacred chambers

bow, kneel before image of Moloch,

bend, kiss his golden idol

a sculpted effigy of a Cock

effigy of a Cock -

Butt flossers, they're all butt flossers

and wet back bossers -

Beaters, caste beaters

and time eaters -

Spin sacred stories in chambers

reflections, offerings, to Moloch,

bow, kneel, caress his golden idol

a well polished effigy of a Cock

effigy of a Cock -

Fluffers, they're all fluffers...

MOLOCH!

Moloch,

also known as Melech,

is an ancient diety, primarily associated with child sacrifice,

 worshipped in various cultures throughout the Middle East, North Africa,

and by 21st century United States Politicians.

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Parting Shot of Hope

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much, 

 Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

love and harmony
Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

"I woke up with a headache

asked myself how to smash the state..."

Reagan Babies lyric

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