Hot Verse for Cold Mornings

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,

is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,

and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);

names are changed to protect the

Holiday Turkey, Pig, Lamb, & Cow.

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry, 

 it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry, 

 it is not your Grandparent's Poetry, 

 it is not your Parent's Poetry,

 it is 21st Century Poetry,

it is your poetry,

an evolution,

revolution

in verse; 

 see,

21st Century Poets are doing new things,

the old has fallen away. 

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 Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, broadcasting

Positive Waves & Good Vibes

across the virtual multiverse,

sharing poultry & photos chock full of sunshine and lollipops and...

a meditation focal point

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One of Us!

Wild Turkey & Turkey Vulture

Gaggle of turkeys

troop around suburban streets

As if they own stock;

senior citizen joins group

another neighborhood bird -

Waterfowl along the Merrimack River, Lowtown

Giant Cock in stead of Senior Citizen

appropriately.

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Oh, Man, Bright Eyes

Seek earthly treasures

and terrestrial pleasures

Open Air drug use

fleasures of the plesh abuse

scoff at salvations measures -

When recreations measures

cannot save from life's abuse

Praying be of use

Repent, turn from Flesh Pleasures

seek Heavens Treasures -

Amen

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Song for a Sandwich

(Improv'd)

Oh, Fluffenutter - oh, Fluffenutter

I've run out of peanut butter

and all you are is Fluffen'jelly

with sugar that goes right to my belly

oh, Fluffenutter - oh, Fluffenutter

how are you with...

unsalted butter...?

screw it...

I'll have a G & G Steak Bomb instead

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speaking food...

One for the road

Read Arrow Haiku

Home cooked comfort food

All American Diner

Salsa in kitchen

Guy F Triple D Seal of Approval

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much, 

 Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

eats an M & M Tollhouse Cookie

topping off the steak bomb

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