12/31/25 NEW YEAR'S EVE EDITION
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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,
is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);
names are changed to protect the
New Year's Eve Reveler.
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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Thursday, January 1, 2026
due to the
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being closed in observance of the
New Years Day Celebrations
we bring you
The New Year's Eve Edition of
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
Google Blog
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More Xmas December 2025 Pomes
CHRISTMAS DAY!
A P-Town Xmas
#58 12/25/25
HAPPY HOLIGAYS, BE JOYOUS & JOLLY!
Deck the homophobes with bows of holly
dress 'em up in ballet tights
string them limb to limb with rainbow lights
and ornaments counterfit lolly -
Cover them in every flavor of lolli'
high fructosian delights
cut holes in ballet tights
hang 'em high from cross of holly
HAPPY HOLIGAYS BE JOYOUS AND JOLLY!
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It's Hip to be Square
#59 12/25/25
I heard it in a whisper
Santa's giftin' me a crisper
a toaster'convec'ov'air fryer
and an original radio flyer
cuz I'm a very good little hipster -
I'm very definition of 'hipster'
creative genius freedom flyer
back alley poet fryer
spittin' lines crisper
loud and proud above a whisper -
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Christmas Dawn
#60 12/25/25
Jesus visits the Morning Star
to bless an angel, erase a black mar,
forgive and love commenadment
Faithful don't get what demand meant
no door ever closes, forever ajar -
Christ carries peace in a jar
to explain what remand meant
in His Final Commandment
sacred ritual, forgives black mar
on Lucifer Morning Star -
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One more Christmas Day Pome
Holiday in the Black
#64 12/25/25
And who made rule of Christmas Shopping?
Buying gifts for all never stopping?
Mad, running, store to store,
sale to sale, purchasing more-more-MORE!
Credit card balance becoming whopping?
Whoever it was, they deserve a whopping
reddening their bottom more-more-MORE!
They must've owned a department store
who's business was slowly stopping
so they created Extreme Seasonal Shopping -
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BOXING DAY!
Advice for 21st Century Billionaires
#68 12/26/25
Chrismas is modern invention
Pius Plot intervention
from the Solstice Unhinged Celebration
public carols and intoxication
Social Bans are their intention -
Party hearty the peoples intention
escape lives with singing intoxication
Pius can keep their polite celebration
if they're so set on intervention...
Christmas Tithes to poor a great invention!
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In the Land of Plenty
#74 12/26/25
Boxing Day is here
wealthy share food, cash, and gear
with less fortunate
unemployed and homeless set
to atone for signs of the year -
Reboxed, regifted, this year
unwanted clothes, silver set,
to less fortunate
in need of survival gear
just getting by here -
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1871
#75 12/26, 29/25
The Final Piece Written
HIP HIP HOORAY IT'S BOXING DAY!
World over 'cept in the U. S. A!
Land of streets paved with gold
where products, services, people sold
and the wealthy give nuthin' away!
Billionaires take aid away
everything and one can be bought and sold
lining their coffers with gold
parasitic leaders of the U. S. A,
kill off citizens day by day -
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One more for the road
Until Next Year
#71 12/25/25
Christmas Day has come and gone
nothing left of beast or flan
football and parlor games
remembering family names
and stifling many a yawn -
Children begin to yawn
parents call them by names
pack up gifted toys and games
head home full of veg and flan
holiday over, anxiety's gone -
until next year
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
wishes all a
Happy, Safe, and Blessed New Year
2026
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