September's Final Edition
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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,
is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);
names are changed to protect the
Back to School 30/30 Challenger.
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, broadcasting
Positive Waves & Good Vibes
across the virtual multiverse,
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30 Days hath September...
& the daring Poet undertakes the
Back to School 30/30 Poetry Challenge,
how all y'll doin' with that?
4 more days to go.
To be honest,
we didn't make it,
not without trying.
We were able to rip out a few lines,
such as...
Myth Chanteuse
(Yeth...?)
for all our Trans-
Sexual-, Gender-, Formed-
Friends & Family
Oh, have you seen 'er,
the in betweener...?
Have you seen 'er,
the in betweener...?
Prowls stage cat-like
makes stand at mic'
boarding school uni'
covers Rosemary Clooney
sultry as leather
5 piece knit together
singer's heart's desire
sense feeling is dire
a multi-coloured uptighty whitey
in their company tonighty...
in their company tonighty!
Have you seen 'er,
the in betweener...?
Have you seen 'er,
the in betweener...?
Oh! I have seen 'er,
The In Betweener...
I have seen' er,
The In betweener...
Dyslexicon of Love
life partner from above
chiffon gown, business suit
biker gear, Chanel, and Brute
liner, lashes, facial hair'
silken legs shaved bare
she's a good man in a storm
he's a femme fatal form
lacy panty, tightly whitey
The Mighty, Hermaphroditie...
The Mighty Hermaphroditie!
Have you seen 'er,
the in betweener...?
Have you seen 'er,
the in betweener...?
The Mighty Hermaphroditie...
I Love You.
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and
Dick Tator's Rhyming Haiku
Not coming for me
they will eventually
just you wait and see
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Profile in Poetry
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