The Unpacked & Settled in Edition
Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone,
For Entertainment Purposes Only;
any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,
is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);
names are changed to protect the
Honest.
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, broadcasting
Positive Waves & Good Vibes
across the virtual multiverse,
sharing poultry & photos chock full of sunshine and lollipops and...
unpacked & settled all in my new Poet's Pad
without the children.
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Here's some NEW SHIT!
From an old ongoing project put on hold during my stay at the
Think Tank Consortium & Home for Wayward Men.
If one were to visit the NEW IMPROVED HQ of
DaBCo Industries, Poultry Division,
the Kitchenette Break Room provides
Fridge Fun Magnets from
Queer, Zen, and Poetry sets
to randomly choose and create Fridge Fun Pomes on the refrigerator,
then, write them in the Fridge Fun Mach II Peanuts Memo Pad Record Book
for future generations
researching the Poetry Games of the 20th - 21st Centuries.
Here are the first offerings,
08/15 - 19/25
Fridge Fun Haiku
Action = Life
River Path Why Her
Come Oz Old Homer Hatred
Ugly In Straight Stud
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Why Have
Head Chant Broken Hard
Student Porcelain Gender
Make Snore Window Will
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Fridge Fun Tanka
Dokusan Throb
Open Little Them
Would More Reflection Glide From
Blue Boogie Girlfriend
Active He Never Hot Son
Tomorrow Understand Great
* to be continued *
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As Summer in New England winds down,
Labor Day is less than 2 weeks away,
and the extreme temps take a break,
we present an oldie but goodie,
a cover...
Meatballs Movie Theme
Elmer Bernstein & Norman Gimbel
Are you ready for the Summer?
Are you ready for the Sunshine?
Are you ready for the Birds and Bees
the apple trees
and a whole lot of fooling around?
Are you ready for the Summer?
Are you ready for the Hot Nights?
Are you ready for the Fireflies
the moonlit skies
and a whole lot of fooling around?
No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks
No more math and history
Summertime has set us FREE!
Are you ready for the Summer?
Are you ready for the Good Times...?
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Parting Quotes
For all you Haters out there
"No Hate but What We Make."
"If you don't die with at least a handful of people hating you,
you probably haven't lived a very honest life."
Eddie Alley
Witches on the Road Tonight
by Sheri Holman
©2011
Love me, Hate me,
at least you're talking about me,
& good reviews, bad reviews,
at least you're critiquing my work
AND talking about me,
Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk.
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
"THANK YOU!"
Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park Da Butcha via this blog, or dabsasp@gmail.com
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Health Risk Warning: This package contains 100% Unadulterated Politically Incorrect Entertainment; if, thru regular use, a bent spine, bad breath, free frame of reference association, planters warts, hair loss of appetite for destruction, strange emotions, mind expansion, reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling, listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,
do not discontinue use.
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