End of Month Late Edition
Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone,
For Entertainment Purposes Only;
any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,
is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);
names are changed to protect the
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
an image of Peace
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It's the end of the month as we know it...
Time of packing it up, packing it in, moving it out, moving it in,
& wedding party buses getting Storrow'd alongside U hauls.
In all that rush rush of transitioning from one place to another,
who's got time for Poultry?
Howzabout this for temptation to make time,
100% Fresh, Organic, Grass Fed, Game Hens of Poultry Cuts,
in other words,
small, individual servings
snacks to keep one going,
Tapas Poultry.
Annnnnnnd away we gooooo!
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Business Major
Maggie May had the looks
so she hit the books
graduated top of her class
made her fortune shakin' 'er ass
as a pop diva for teenage schnooks.
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Lamka Seconds:
Major Biz
Maggie May had looks
so she hit the college books
graduates top class
makes fortune shakin' 'er ass
pop diva for teenage schnooks
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& now for something completely different
is it plagiarized or is it Memorex...?
Lemon Heads to Atlantic (circa 1998)
Evan Dando Blues
My Drug Buddy,
It's About Time
If I Could Talk, I'd Tell You,
Ride With Me
Into Your Arms Big Gay Heart,
It's All True,
Rudderless Mrs. Robinson Confetti,
and It's a Shame About Ray
It's a Shame About Ray
The Great Big No
The Great Big No
Great Big No
NO.
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One more for the road
The Greatest Gift
(An Urchin Could Receive)
Wicked New Shit
07/30/2025
Walk to house from class
little schoolboy feels presence
skulker close behind,
sidewalk stalker stealth,
grungy, matted, destitute,
follows at distance,
lad turns 'round to see,
sneak nonchalantly pauses,
gazes off elsewhere,
pursues to door, youth shouts out,
"MOM! Look what followed me home!"
"Please, can I keep 'im?!?!"
Kept, he cleaned to fluffy white,
a good cat, Misty...
a good cat,
Misty.
True story - Mee'yow!
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Parting Shots
In Honor of Mr. Bowie
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
looks to the future
also known as,
"a Bad Ass Pote"
D. Saenz, Poet, Playwright, C. Arrajj, Artist
&
"the undisputed heavy weight poet of the world!!!"
D. Balbony, World Traveler, Teacher
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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park Da Butcha via this blog, or dabsasp@gmail.com
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do not discontinue use.
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