ROAD TRIP! Installment Two
Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone,
For Entertainment Purposes Only;
any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,
is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,
Greetings From Da Butcha, SASP-KoP
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog);
names are changed to protect the
the Visitor from afar, a distant star.
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Greetings From Da Butcha Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
Sacred Grounds of Modern Man
in these post 911/CV-19 days.
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DaBCo Industries, Poultry Division
proudly presents
* POET'S MAD DOG HOLIDAY ROAD TRIP *
* JUNE 1 - 7, 2025 *
with
Da Butcha & DaS Ginger Mann
Ohio Mounds, Pennsylvania Battlegrounds & Spaces in Between
(June 30/30 Poetry Challenge)
Part One: Alien Ancestry Road Trip
Ohio Serpent Mound & Other Earthworks
Peebles OH Area
* Monday, June 2, 2025 *
5/30 Convocation I:
2:45 am
Let the Day Begin
Day the Lord hath made,
this is the God day has made,
Rejoice and Be Glad!
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6/30: USB and GiPS
Shower, light brekkie,
pack'a wrap'a two, chick sal',
chips, chockies, brownies;
pack bags, load Rogu,
set controls for OH - HI - OH!
follow road map plan;
get motor runnin'
an hour before dawn breaks,
sunrise in rear-view;
Visitor Center, fresh air,
bathroom, snack, untoasted 'cake;
ground mist, mountain fog,
hot, black, coffee, alt' music,
DaS Mann Radio -
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7/30: Highway Haiku and Tanka
Tandem trailer rig
hazardous materials
FLAMMABLE warning
and DANGEROUS WHEN WET, like
overexcited pussy -
Chevy Malibu
cruises past, man at the wheel,
license plate state, "KROOZ" -
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8/30: Stop and Go
Highway construction
roadwork improvement projects
taxes in action -
Incident ahead
left lane closed, merge right, tractor,
trailer, guardrail, squeeze -
Along break down lane
a doe, a deer, female deer
quite a few deer strikes -
Piss breaks, leg stretches, Joe shops,
beautiful drive fuel stops -
Interstate cuts through
WILDS of PENNSYLVANIA
rolling mountain farms -
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9/30: Nourishment, Light Lunch
HIGH NOON!
Time for LUNCH!
Where's a Rest Area...?
Few and far between...
Blue sign appears
rest area, 3/4 mile, YAY!
in time, wraps before 1 pm
Chicken salad and chips...hits the spot
then hit the comfort station
and we're off! Now to find...Dirty Chai!
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10/30: I am the Passenger
HIGH NOON! SPARK IT UP!
One hitter bat blast deep draws
pre lunch - post nosh puffs -
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11/30: Picnic Treat
Hey-ay, Donnie,
I love thee,
thank ye
for da Sammie,
it was YUMMY!
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12/30: Small Miracles
Mountainous boonies
truck stops, local diners, farms,
not Starbucks Country;
Dunks, gas stop, java,
craving Dirty Chai Latte
seek like a junkie;
comment on lack of
Picnic Rest Areas, then...
magically appears;
pick random D-D, they serve
CHAI LATTES! Get two dirty.
Either in Matrix,
create reality, or...
God DOES answer Prayer.
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13/30: Keep P-A Beautiful
Shredded tires and
carcasses litter freeway
otherwise...lil trash -
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14/30: Interstate Scenes
Local and State Cops,
shopping plazas and truck stops,
bridges destruction,
rest area's construction,
farmers prepare fields for crops -
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15/30: Scofflaws
(Now Entering)
Safety Corridor
Highway Patrol Coverage
ZERO Tolerance
traffic laws strictly enforced,
Don't Even THINK About Speeding -
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16/30: Where Do the Farmers Play?
Large acres for sale
industry encroaches farms
strip mall franchises
planted in former cornfields,
McMansions in stead of barns -
For today
anyway.
We'll return again soon with the next installment,
we've still got a lot of ground to cover, prepare yourself for the way,
comfy-comfy, cozy-cozy spot, supplies,
seat belt...
tune in again for...
* POET'S MAD DOG HOLIDAY ROAD TRIP *
* JUNE 1 - 7, 2025 *
with
Da Butcha & DaS Ginger Mann
Da Butcha & DaS Ginger Mann
Maudslay State Park, Newbury. MA
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Poet
On the Road,
Da Butcha
aka: Short Attention Span Poet
King of Poetry
OMG! HE'S TAKEN OVER!
Yah,
yah, I have.
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