National Poetry Month Soldiers Onward
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
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In today's economic & political environment,
DaBCo Ind, Poultry Division presents
an oldie but goodie
with a current events afterthought.
How many of you named a penis?
Yours or someone else's?
In the Grand Tradition of Poets naming and writing Poems about their Penis...
Doctor Richard J. Stubbins
Gyno - Procto - Throat
My penis has a Ph D
which means he's smarter than me
he's dead on with every quiz
except when he isn't...when we whiz.
My penis has a Ph D
so, I let him choose my dates for me
he likes any Mr, Mrs, or Mz
just a hole to shoot his jiz.
My penis has a Ph D
we're a couple he and me
he holds my hand and I hold his
we're like a soda and he's the fizz.
My penis has a Ph D
Current Afterthought
My penis has a Ph D
I let my Little Head think for me
in 21st Century, it's da shiz
popular with Prez and leaders of biz...
BUT...MY PENIS has a Ph D
Doctor Richard Johnson Stubbins
Gyno - Procto - Throat
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Spanglish
30/30 Poetry Challenge 1/30
Innocence Detained
aye-yi-yi, mi amigas!
Disadvantaged Kicked
Mi amigos, aye-yi-yi!
Vaya con Dios, my friends
Vaya con Dios...
May Peace be with you my friends
Mi amigos, aye-yi-yi!
Many Buckets Kicked
aye-yi-yi, mi amigas!
God won't be Detained.
God won't be Detained.
ALLELUIA!
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Parting Shot
Feeling wired and strung out this Spring?
Remember the One who was really
wired and strung out...
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Soaking in Fine Art
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
also
"a Bad Ass Pote"
D. Saenz, Poet, Playwright, C. Arrajj, Artist
&
"the undisputed heavy weight poet of the world!!!"
D. Balbony, World Traveler, Teacher
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