OH NOOO, FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH COMES ON A...

THURSDAY THIS MONTH!

AND THAT'S TODAY!

 Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone,

For Entertainment Purposes Only;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,

is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,

and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect...

GLBT LOVE

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry, 

 it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry, 

 it is not your Grandparent's Poetry, 

 it is not your Parent's Poetry,

 it is 21st Century Poetry,

it is your poetry,

an evolution,

revolution

in verse; 

 see,

21st Century Poets are doing new things,

the old has fallen away. 

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 Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Winter in New England

is in full storm mode

here's a

Scene of Fresh Snowfall

Bridge Street, Dracut MA

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To take the edge off current events,

a Poem that everyone of us

can really get into.

Excerpt from

The Alien Chronicles

Humble Humboldt Conundrum,

Strange Harvest

Prelude:

Planet Crayola bright in the sky

for Star Child who's more human than human

views with telescopic minds eye

positive waves for ship to zoom in...

positive waves for ship to zoom in...

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I'm so far from my homeland

and her superior race,

stranded on an island

lonely out in space.

Surrounded by beings

and inferior minds,

decryings, decreeings,

sticking it to behinds...

standing in a weed field

waving arms to the sun...

Inner limits expanded,

crushing reality undone,

urbane mission's abandoned,

life's no more homespun.

Sent'a message via satellite

beaming TV reversed,

should arrive in a fortnight

piggy-backed on Fred Durst...

standing in a weed field

waving arms to the sun...

standing in a weed field

smoking buds in the sun...

Carving up a weed field,

giant arms in the sun

indicates a landing field,

come in on the run!

Standing in a weed field

positive waving aligned

location's revealed

Muthaship's semi-fore cosigned...

Muthaship's semi-fore cosigned...

Waiting for the muthaship to come...

waiting for the muthaship to come...

standing in a weed field...standing in a weed field...

waving arms to the sun...smoking buds in the sun...

positive waving to the sun...

standing in a weed field

waiting for the muthaship to come...

waiting for the muthaship to come...

well, we're waiting...!

standing in a weed field...standing in a weed field...

stickin' out my pinched forefinger and thumb...

stickin' out my pinched forefinger and thumb...

Waiting for the muthaship to come...

waiting for the muthaship to come...

Hello...is there...anybody...out there...?

I see lights come shining, from the west unto the east

I am not alone and I shall be released...

I shall be released...

for we are not alone, we have never been alone.

Pass the douchie to the left hand side

to the left, to the left...

Welcome to Planet Earth

my Alien Friends!

Be Well.

now, let's get the f' outta here!

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Parting Pome

Recap of Current Events.

Country Club Knight

Administration

within First 100 Days

gauges Human Rights,

Services Downsized,

Gag Orders on agencies,

Law Defines Gender,

Renaming of Gulf,

Land Grab Redevelopment,

Tariffs on Imports,

as Billionaire Admin' Staff

save the country for themselves...

Par for course, tee'd off,

His Honor, Judge Smails, declares,

"The Man's a Menace!"

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Parting Shots

Hey, what's that in the car park snow

next to DaS Ginger Mann's vehicle...?

God's Symbol of...

HAPPY SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY!

We Love YOU!

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 Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much, 

 Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

All along the watch tower,

Little Alien Prince keeps a view

for UFO Uber-Lyft,

Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

also

"a Bad Ass Pote"

D. Saenz, Poet, Playwright, C. Arrajj, Artist

&

"the undisputed heavy weight poet of the world!!!"

D. Balbony, World Traveler, Teacher

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