Holiday Hangover

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,

is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,

and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry, 

 it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry, 

 it is not your Grandparent's Poetry, 

 it is not your Parent's Poetry,

 it is 21st Century Poetry,

it is your poetry,

an evolution,

revolution

in verse; 

 see,

21st Century Poets are doing new things,

the old has fallen away. 

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 Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Gloucester Statue looks to the future

of the Prez Chump Regime,

the future isn't bright,

they're not wearing shades.

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The 12 Days of Christmas maybe past,

that doesn't mean we can't tell a Christmas Eve Tale

such as...

Banking - Rass presents...

Middle America Subsidiary

(For Life & Beyond)

for NECN

12/24 & 25/2024

'Twas the Strike Before Christmas

and all down the line

not a Scab raised a hiss

everything was fine.

I in my Union Suit

and Ma in her shawl

we chanted, gave horns a toot

and marched giving 'r' all.

Full moonlight shimmered on snow

not a sound 'cept Union Boots patter

contract talks had stalled on dough

when all of a sudden arose a clatter.

Up on Mill rooftop a sleigh landed

drawn by a mighty reindeer team

out stepped Santa...empty handed...

in his eyes a tired old gleam.

He went inside to the Board Room

me 'n' Ma could only surmise

for the multi-verse began to zoom

and industrious family got a surprise.

The world righted downside up

we all felt relief, good vibes at heart

Board - Leaders entered at a gallop

and declared all demands will start

a Claus Industries Division

Manufacturing - Fulfillment of Gifts

once a year Holiday Mission,

we got Union Pride that uplifts.

Ma 'n' I cheered with the rest

we'd all live comfortably for years

guaranteed jobs at shop that's best

and Top Bennies that came with the ears

Top Bennies that came with the ears

Top Bennies with the ears...

'twas The Strike Before Christmas

the Night Before Christmas...

Peace-in.

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Parting Shot

Stonington, CT Lobster Trap Tree

The sun may have set on 2024,

but, Christmas is all year long...

if one wants it to be.

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 Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much, 

 Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

shining the light of Christ for all to see,

Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park,

a beacon of Hope in the darkness.

also

"a Bad Ass Pote"

D. Saenz, Poet, Playwright, C. Arrajj, Artist

&

"the undisputed heavy weight poet of the world!!!"

D. Balbony, World Traveler, Teacher

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