OH NO, FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH COMES ON A FRIDAY THIS MONTH!

AND THAT'S TOMORROW!

Churchy leFlamme & Owl, Pogo Comic Strip

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 Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone,

For Entertainment Purposes Only;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,

is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,

and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

Churchy leFlamme types.

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry, 

 it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry, 

 it is not your Grandparent's Poetry, 

 it is not your Parent's Poetry,

 it is 21st Century Poetry,

it is your poetry,

an evolution,

revolution

in verse; 

 see,

21st Century Poets are doing new things,

the old has fallen away. 

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 Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

to expel those Friday the Thirteenth anxieties & worries,

a Peaceful Water Scene

All Natural, Organic, Free Range, Spring-Fed, Ice Sculpture Fountain, with faux deer,

Old Indian Spring, Billerica, MA

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Now that we're all a little closer to a Merry & Gay Holiday Attitude,

less anxious & worried,

here are 7 joyous bits to bring that feeling even higher!

* XMAS A to Z SERIES *

w/a tip 'o' da hat to Mahghi

Alleluias Zanily

Alleluias Brighten Christmas

Decorative Elves, Falls Grand Harvest

Idiotic Jocularity

Kings Lead March

Nativity's Opulent Peace

Quiets Restless Souls

Throughout Universe

Villagers Woo-hoo eXuberantly

Yowl Zanily -

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Advent Zombies

Advent Brings Carousing

Dessert Events, Flavorful Goodies

Heart-shaped Ice-pops

Juicy Kiwi Lemon Meringue

Nectarine Orange Pies

Quiescent Rum Socials

Tasty Unusual Vineyard Wines

eXtreme Yammering Zombies -

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All Zapper

All Believe Christmas Demon

Evilly Famous Grinch

However

Inspiration Junction Killer Level Mentor

North's Opposite Pole

Queer Reverse Santa

Twists Universal Veritas

Wicked eXtensive Youth Zapper -

Sant'anti Claus, Antarctica

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Average Zoinks

Average Boys Christmas Dream Entertainments

Feature Girls

Hosting Instant Jovial Kitchen Larks

Magnificent Nativity Operas

Peaceful Quivering Romps

Sexual Transgressions

Undulating Virgins

Wild eXpectoration

Yelling Zoinks -

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Alter Zealous

(in priest's defense...the bible sez...)

Alter Boys Crave Dick

Embraces, Feel-ups

Graceful Holiness Impurities

Jaunty Kindness

Loving Mentor

Nazarene Often Plied

Quick Romance

Sensual Transformations

Undoing Virginity

Wickedness eXpelled

Youth Zealous -

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Alien's Zealotry

Aliens Beam Christmas Debutantes

Enlighten Femmes Grey Hemispheres

Instantaneously Jangle Kringle Lackluster

Merry Neurons Open Perceptions Quirkiness

Restore Silliness Tork Up Visions

Wondrously eXtolled Youthful Zealotry -

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Advent Zeal

Advent Brings Child's Dreams

Elf Friend Graces Home

Investigates Just Kindness

Lavish Musical Neverland

Opening Presents

Quickly Rummaging Stockings Treasures

Unwrapping Virgin Wonder

eXtolling Yahweh's Zeal -

* FIN XMAS A to Z SERIES *

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One more for the Road to Christmas...

An activity taking place in a community near YOU!

Holiday Attitude Altitude

Festival of Trees

Decorated Evergreens,

ornaments glisten,

lights twinkle, colours explode,

choral choirs croon carols...

Sonic assaults of carols,

optical nerves burn, explode,

primed neurons glisten

post puff prerolled evergreens

festival of trees...

"Merry-Merry Happy-Happy!"

Mutant Enchanted Forest Tree Cheers

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 Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much, 

 Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

the, Holiday Shadow & Light Study, selfie

Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

also

"a Bad Ass Pote"

D. Saenz, Poet, Playwright, C. Arrajj, Artist

&

"the undisputed heavy weight poet of the world!!!"

D. Balbony, World Traveler, Teacher

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