HOLIDAY STORY TIME
Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone,
For Entertainment Purposes Only;
any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,
is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...
Unionized North Pole Toy Workshop Employees.
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
the Frosty Drew Observatory,
Ninigret National Wildlife Refuge in Charlestown, RI
Cloud Cover Sunshine Shadow & Light Study
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Time now for a Holiday Story to read on the Holiday of
your choice, Dear Reader;
let us begin...
Banking - Rass presents a 21st Century Holiday Story,
How Claus Industries Grew
as told by, Quentin Quisp
for Dr Hermie, DDS & Rudolph
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the workshop
craftsmen were buzzing, something's amiss,
when the Shop Steward shouted, "STOP!"
Production ceased, all gathered 'round
Union Leads faces looked grim
Assistant stepped up said, "Rumors abound,
yes, Rosie Rivitier transformed to a him."
Shocked surprise spread throughout the room
"And further," Apprentice stated, "Ben,
assembler of the children's loom,
admitted to wearing a skirt, now and again."
"Not only that," Chief cut in,
"I'm sleeping with a local bear,
and we cohabitate in sin."
Employees gasped in air.
Steward quieted Members grumbles,
comments of disgust, shame, and you're joking,
"You're all a bunch'a dumbles,
y'all chum around drinking and smoking."
"And this ain't no big thang,"
Steward continued, "We're the same,
elf in a dress, elfette with a wang,
or a couple'a queers, it's tame."
"To be Inclusive, Equitable, and Diverse,
we'll wear prefer'd I. D. on a tag,"
Chief proclaimed, attitude firm, terse,
"and demeaning comments...GAG."
So it was that fateful night,
Craftsmen became Craftsfolk,
GLBT Identities were put right,
and Santa learned what it meant to be Woke...
Santa learned a what it meant to be Woke...
Santa learned what it meant...
'twas the Woke Before Christmas
the night before Christmas...
Peace-out.
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Poet's Holiday Mini Road Trip Vacation
to Stonington, CT and their world famous,
Lobster Trap Christmas Tree,
here is a Pome & Photos to raise the mood.
The D. A's take off and make their destination
I am the Passenger
(Riding Thoughts)
Quiet hour drive
some construction at Routes 90 and 495
go the distance
path of least resistance
on the ever so hip
Poet's Holiday Road Trip
rock 'n' roll, easy listening
frozen puddles glistening
31 degree sunshine
everything's cool, everything's fine.
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for more information on the
Stonington, CT Lobster Trap Christmas Tree,
https://thisismystic.com/blog/things-to-do/lobster-trap-tree-in-stonington-borough/
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Parting Shots,
Pawtucket, RI, Dispensary
directly off of Route 95
with a Drive Thru Pick Up Window...
WHAAAAAAA-T?!?!
&, yes, yes we did purchase a sampling of their
Craft Cultivated Cannabis,
inexpensive samples;
don't have to order from a kiosk, can consult Budtistas,
employees and customers were happy.
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The D. A's also visited 2 shops in CT,
first off, Pot Shoppes in CT & RI are few and far between,
according to Google, CT, 40 shops, RI, 15 shops,
CT more shops yet more expensive products,
RI less shops, yet in the same price range of Mass & Maine before taxes added.
Curaleaf, where no one, employees and customers
looked happy, one must order from a kiosk, no consulting with Budtistas,
AND the products were way more expensive than Mass & Maine;
we walked out without purchasing any products,
we do not recommend Curaleaf,
Higher Collective, 2.5 miles from Curaleaf
and a total flip 'o' da script,
employees and customers were in a great mood,
do not have to order from a kiosk, can consult Budtistas
and products are $2.00 cheaper than Curaleaf;
we did purchase a sample or two;
we recommend Higher Collective
over Curaleaf.
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Why the big deal about ordering at an in store kiosk
as opposed to consulting a Budtista?
If we wanted to preorder online, we would have done so before going to the shop;
with so many strains and THC delivery options available
it's always best to consult the Budtista,
they are well informed on all the shop's products,
something one doesn't get from an online platform,
and hey,
that's part of the fun,
being able to talk to someone in public regarding...
MARIJUANA!
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
also
"a Bad Ass Pote"
D. Saenz, Poet, Playwright, C. Arrajj, Artist
&
"the undisputed heavy weight poet of the world!!!"
D. Balbony, World Traveler, Teacher
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