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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,

and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

Natural Poet - Comedian

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry, 

 it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry, 

 it is not your Grandparent's Poetry, 

 it is not your Parent's Poetry,

 it is 21st Century Poetry,

it is your poetry,

an evolution,

revolution

in verse; 

 see,

21st Century Poets are doing new things,

the old has fallen away. 

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 Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Beauty of Imperfect Nature

Water Lily

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As you may or may not know,

we are not only World Class 21st Century Poets

here at DaBCo Industries, Poetry Division,

we're also a highly skilled and talented stable of comedians,

combining both Poetry and Comedy into

Stand Up Poetry

with wonderful results!

To that end,

here is a set of Poems for our Comedy Madness Friend,

Local Comedian, Artist, Poet, Janet Cormier.

with her art.

Prelude to Lenny B's Blues:

Comedy Madness Fodder

Schizophrenia, mania, o. c. d, sex, drugs,

booze, addictions, assorted mind disorders...

not matters to joke about...

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Lenny B's Blues

(Riffin' on a Poem Riff)

Comedy is Dangerous - Comic is an Outlaw

Poking holes in polite society

pointing out famous foibles, blunders

nonsensical, non sequitur, reality

prez' pants'd to their unders

expose common frailty

hypothetical wonders

hypothetical wonders!

Comic is an Outlaw - Comedy is Dangerous

Short attention span blasts

improv' guerrilla theater

rolly jogers fly from masts

expletive charges on meter

influence, the kind that lasts

bits like shots heard 'round the tweeter

bits like shots heard 'round the tweeter!

Comedy is Dangerous - Comic is an Outlaw

Comic is an Outlaw - Comedy is Dangerous

Here's to you,

Lenny Bruce

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I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD

(CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF THE LOST LINE KIND)

for Lazy River Products

Zaza Gabor is at the door

a well known U. F'ologist

she's on a world tour

with a famous urologist,

Dr. Peter Von Wizzle's technique

"I pick you up roughly

for relief you seek,

and snuggle you gently."

Zaza swears by it like astrology

shows how fruitful, frugal you are

opens chakras to U. P'ology

and connection to Dog Star,

the pair ask about Mothership

rumored to be in vicinity

by a space - time rip

and they need a lift to infinity.

"Grey's went to Lazy River," I reply

"reef', wraps, infused soda an' brew.

when they return to get I,

they'll pick you up, too!"

"They'll pick you up, too!"

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Parting Shot

The Beauty of Imperfect Nature

View from Pack Monadonock Fire Tower

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 Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much, 

 Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

also

"a Bad Ass Pote"

D. Saenz, Poet, Playwright, C. Arrajj, Artist

&

"the undisputed heavy weight poet of the world!!!"

D. Balbony, World Traveler, Teacher

the, Enjoying Viewing Imperfect Nature, selfie

Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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 contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or dabsasp@gmail.com 

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