FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH IS ON A FRIDAY THIS MONTH...
AND THAT'S TOMORROW!
Politically Incorrect Zone,For Entertainment Purposes Only;
any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,
is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,
and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...
Unafraid.
"Don't be chicken."
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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,
it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,
it is not your Grandparent's Poetry,
it is not your Parent's Poetry,
it is 21st Century Poetry,
it is your poetry,
an evolution,
revolution
in verse;
see,
21st Century Poets are doing new things,
the old has fallen away.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog, an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events, sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
with Autumn on the way,
it's time to hit the
and take in the beauty of Fall in the Forest.
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Now for something we know you'll really like...
21st Century Poultry!
Behind Ahead
Madam Illume Pop Astrologist,
Midlife became Top Proctologist,
Doctor Enlighten, diagnosed by prediction
Crystal scan divined affliction,
And she rose to Top - Pop Ass’trologist.
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& now for something you have absolutely no interest in...
The Cock Piece Cod Piece:
TITTIES!
For Simone B, 3rd Rail Cantab Slam
& Toni Rose, Liz Lg Slam, Erotic Poet
“PENIS!”
yelled out a passing car window as I strolled down Castro Street...
CHORUS:
Cock-cock-cock-let’s talk...about cock-cock-cock-a-doodle-doo!
Young man landscape mower, appears to be a real goer,
Above the edge of eighteen, otherwise, couldn’t be on that machine -
CHORUS
Cuddle cookie operates Hyundai, stop line profile of a fun guy,
Old enough to be street legal, SUV roomier than a Regal -
CHORUS
Shirtless speedo boys at the beach, bare skin smooth as a peach,
College dudes toss back ball and beer, partial nudes oogled by Queer -
CHORUS
Free range roosters and chickens, handsome and cute as the dickens,
Blond, brown, red, light to dark, sing together for a gay lark -
Cock-cock-cock-let’s talk...about cock-cock-cock-a-doodle-doo!
Cock-cock-cock-let’s talk...about cock-cock-cock-a-doodle-doo!
Cock-cock-cock everywhere, cock-cock-cock-laid bare
Undress with eyes, romanticize, flesh between thighs, fantasize -
(master break - big happy ending finish)
Cock-cock-cock-let’s talk...about cock-cock-cock-a-doodle-doo!
Cock-cock-cock-let’s talk...about cock-cock-cock-a-doodle-doo!
Any cock’ll do! Any cock’ll doo!
Cock-a-doddle-doo! Cock-a-doodle-doo!
I resist the urge to shout out...”PENIS!”
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One more thing...
Did you catch that U. S. Prezidental Republicrat Debate
the other night...?
Nuthin' like showin' yer true colours.
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Parting Shot
Peaceful Pond Full of Water Lilies
OM
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
also
"a Bad Ass Pote"
D. Saenz, Poet, Playwright, C. Arrajj, Artist
&
"the undisputed heavy weight poet of the world!!!"
D. Balbony, World Traveler, Teacher
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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or dabsasp@gmail.com
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