Early Edition for The Road

July 09, 2024

Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone,

For Entertainment Purposes Only;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead,

is purely coincidental; original poems, opinions, photos, are the sole property of,

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk, Master 'o' da Farce,

and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

Gypsy Hearted.

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Forget all you know or think you know about 21st Century Poetry,

it is not your Great Grandparents Poetry,

it is not your Grandparents Poetry,

it is not your Parent's Poetry,

it is 21st Century Poetry,

it is your poetry,

an evolution,

revolution

in verse;

see,

21st Century Poets are doing new things, the old has fallen away.

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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog, an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events, sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and there will be no Thursday Edition as usual,

for the Poultry Staff is going on a

ROAD TRIP!

All the way to Phillie P. A. for New Tattoos!

Yes, our Pote Journalists are investigating the trend of

Tattoo Tourism,

traveling to exotic locations to get Skin Stained by Ink;

DaBCo could only afford a trip as far as Southeastern Pennsylvania,

and modern tattoo methods,

none of that hammer and nail,

jail tattoo stuff,

this is a family mag' with a reputation to uphold.

CAT & Obi under the gun,

Gemstone Tattoo, Old Port, Portland, ME

November 2019

Cat with green eye-wear for CAT, Steal Your Face, Grateful Dead Logo, for Obi,

nice, family, all ages, inclusive tattoos,

GOOD JOB, POTES!

The Editorial & Security Staff will be on site at the Think Tank

to answer any pressing questions,

Senor Boots, Editor in Chief;

Security Heads, Kevin & Stewart with the Security Team.

Can YOU guess who's going On the Road...?

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Let us get on with this Early Edition Post,

More June's Quee'AH 30/30 Challenge Bonus Tracks.

45/30 Nursery Rhyme Mash-up:

Little Whey

Little Jack Horner

Sat in the corner

Time out from schoolyard play

For eating some curds and whey;

Along came Marm, Miss Muffet

With a butt like a tuffet,

She sat down beside him

And began to deride him,

She had some words to say

Cuz it was her curds and whey.

Stark Park Wood Troll,

Manchester, NH

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46/30 Homo Sapiens

(By Natural Definition and Selection)

Remember this old 1970’s, ‘80’s tv advert chestnut...?

Bring home the bacon

Fry it in cast iron pan

I’m woman or man

Or other within...?

Whatever...Physically Here

In Authentic Life

Cut-up Archetype like knife

Expose All Scrupulous Queer.

DaS Ginger Mann

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47/30 April Showers Bring...

(Lingering Question)

“Bugs at next level.”

Hiker with leaf blower said

Passing the other way;

“Yah!” reply agrees,

Horseflies annoying pester,

Mosquitoes buzzing;

Beaver dam marshland,

Neighboring pond and swampland,

Flooded quarry holes,

Vernal pool breeding ground knolls,

Blood sucking pests infest land;

Shore trail’s wicked bad

High bush conceals guerrillas,

What’s with leaf blower...?

Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Pahrk

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Answer: Can YOU guess who's going On the Road...?

the DaBCo Poultry Division Poetry Journalism Team,

Pote - Driver, Obi, Photo-journalist, Ginger, D. J T'Bone, & Poet, CAT

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Parting Shots for The Road

Mount up, buckle up, get ready to ride

& take the undiscovered paths to new experience adventures!

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

the, I Can't Help Myself, My Inner Gypsy Calls from the Road, selfie

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or dabsasp@gmail.com

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