Tortured Poets Edition
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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;
original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...
tortured poets.
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Agape Poetry Agape
Tortured Poets, Obi, Adam, Wen'D, & Peg
share fave Poems, 2021.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
an' 'memba in New England when it got cold in the winta months
so cold in fact that waterfalls froze...?
"Ah, yes, I 'memba it well..."
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Let us get into the reason why you, Dear Reader, tune in week after week,
Fresh New 100% Organic, Grass Fed, Free Range Poultry Cuts!
Let's begin with
Pop Culture Commentary.
April 19, 2024,
a certain pop star dropped two,
count 'em TWO
discs of 16 and 15 new tracks of wax,
that's 31 total tracks,
over TWO HOURS OF TUNAGE!
That's a lot of fresh cuts.
In honor of this audacious moment
and vanity project release,
DaBCo Industries, Poultry Department,
presents
22/30 Swift
(Nice Pix Haiku)
04/19/2024
Poetess drops trax,
can't be, 'Tortured Poet',
and still...look that good.
Poor, Beat, Starving, Tortured, Unshaven Poet
Shadow & Light Study
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In response to this double disc, 31 track collection of songs,
DaBCo Industries Poultry Division raises the Rolly Joger!
29/30
"In times of universal deceit
telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George Orwell
Revolting
In days of old when Potes were bold
and wrote in pentameter verse
to ladies their poems were sold
who willingly opened their purse
causing husbands untold
to drink, smoke, spit, and curse
children who'd turned cold
and wives who treated them worse
wives who treated them worse.!
HA-HA!
YO-HO-HO The Poet's Life for me!
the man yer mutha warned you about
the dude in the windowless van
the stranger handin' candy out
the uncle with an ulterior plan
YO-HO-HO The Poet Living FREE!
FREEEEE! Living FREE!
The Poet's Life for me! The Poet's Life for ME!
HA-HA!
Nowadays, politics conflicts worse
climate change, winter heat, summer cold
on neighbors lips a cutting curse
suicides, shootings, broken hearts untold
beat, poor starving artist's purse
no valuables to be sold
'cept volumes of true confessions verse
civil disobedience veritas bold
civil disobedience veritas bold!
HA-HA!
YO-HO-HO The Poet's Life for me!
the man yer mutha warned you about
the dude in the windowless van
the stranger handin' candy out
the uncle with an ulterior plan
YO-HO-HO The Poet Living FREE!
FREEEEE! Living FREE!
The Poet's Life for me! The Poet's Life for ME!
FREEEEE!
HA-HA!
"A Poet's Job, to do edgy stuff
so ordinary people
don't have to."
Da Butcha
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(Inter) National Poetry Month 30/30 Poetry Challenge
check in.
30/30 Delta Tau Chi House
(Togas Optional)
04/21/24
A Greek Warrior dubbed, Brave One Rulf,
rushed to slay Grendel like Beowulf,
brothers said 'twas'a hell of'a fight
and hunter saw in dawn's light
he'd slayed a possum while blitzed on Barewolf.
BAREWOLF BREWING COMPANY,
Amesbury, MA
Proud sponsors of The Greek Games
at Faber College
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The Expected Rant:
The Fight of the Century
WOW!
How
predictable
All the Republicrats WANT a
Trump - Biden
match up in November!
Going so far as the
ENTIRE SURVIVING KENNEDY CLAN
backing Sleepy Joe
NOT Robert Kennedy Jr,
stating,
and we quote,
"his campaign will take support away from Joe B
and give support to Don T..."
DON'T BUY INTO THE BULLSHIT!
THIS IS NOT DEMOCRACY!
and if We the People,
are not careful,
the United States will join the ranks of other
Global Dictatorships,
Capitalistic Socialistic instead of Communistic,
yet still...
Narcissistic...
What the what...?!?!
The worst part of Election Year 2024,
the Republicrats believe they're a shoe in,
Trump and/or Biden are a lock for the White House,
talk about egos;
send a message, flip the script
stand up for True Democracy,
if Robert Kennedy Jr is on the November Ballot,
Vote for him,
or an Independent Runner.
(None of the Above is also acceptable)
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Every Fishtian Lion Hearted Pote Will show You...
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Infused M. D. 20/20;
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"We are the World!
We are your Neighbors!
We are under banners unfurled
under guns, bombs and sabers!
We are Praying for release,
from puppet master in lofty manse
in solidarity we ecstatically rese,
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
give Peace a chance...
please.
Prayer of St. Francis
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace:
where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy.
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console,
to be understood as to understand,
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace:
where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy.
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console,
to be understood as to understand,
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
Amen.
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dabsasp@gmail.com
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
just a toddler in blog years.
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