Marijuana a Problem?
DaBCo Can Help
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Potaholic.
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Bradley Palmer State Park Agape
T'Bone, DaS Ginger Mann, & Jeffie da Pooh
hit the trails for some exercise and fresh air.
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an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
Play Equipment Fun & Photography
that is an actual metal and chain "swing play set" those children are merrily climbing all over
nary a care in the world, unfrightened about falling and being seriously injured
and the adults aren't too concerned over safety either;
not like in the 21st Century,
compared to these children,
today's children are
PUSSIES!
Hell, compared to my growing up,
1960's - 1980's
today's children are
PUSSIES!
& when my generation were children, we were called pussies
by our older generations,
and so it goes and so it goes and so it goes,
where it's going
no one knows.
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Let us get into some manly, macho, poultry cuts,
roosters every one.
With the legalization of Marijuana in Taxachusetts
the grow houses and outlets are plentiful
and offering wonderful goods and goodies,
made from all natural, organic, bud,
so much so that prices have...FALLEN!
Liquor stores are feeling the pinch
cuz alcohol sales have...FALLEN!
YAH!
With the rise in grass sales and consumption
there's also a rise in
Potaholics.
aka: Potheads.
To determine if your own, personal Marijuana use is a problem,
DaBCo Industries, Poultry Division Vipers,
have developed this quick self test,
if you identify with one or more of the scenarios,
YOU may be a Pothead,
Potaholic.
Maybe a Little
(@ Least it's Not Booze)
DaBCo Self Test for Tea Addiction
Pot proliferates,
Pot shop proliferation,
dim dispensaries;
craft cultivated,
all naturally processed
cannabis products;
packies* all over,
wide selection alcohol,
all size packages;
if pre-roll joints were brewski's,
amount toked, be an alkie;
tap savings for weed,
social, weekend warrior,
not ganjaholic...
Pot proliferates
all naturally processed
all size packages
amount toked, be an alkie
social weekend warrior - - -
oh...no...not I...not I...Not I...
Not ganjaholic,
professional warrior
consumer of weed;
purchase 2 packs like alkie,
puff 'em back like cheap brewski's;
plain brown packages,
jib tubs, not canned alcohol,
roaches all over;
various products
local cultivars processed
grass cultivated;
Bless Dispensaries,
Pot Head proliferation,
Pot Proliferates...
Not ganjaholic
puff 'em back like cheap brewski's
roaches all over
local cultivars processed
Pot Head proliferation - - -
oh...no...not I...not I...Not I...
well...maybe a little...maybe a little...
MAYbe...A little...
Anybody got a light...?
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Speaking of Alcohol & Marijuana,
what is the link?
Sam Adams, Local Beer Crafter,
Your Cousin...From Boston,
The latest advert features, Celtics Basketball Player,
Derrick White
learning how to be a Bostonian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKNjJxOKlY
here's the scene they won't let you see,
the duo is at the counter of a Pot Shop, Budtista at the ready,
Your Cousin is pointing to the menu of tasty pre-rolls,
saying, "Any Jay you want."
Derrick White says, "Bro, it's not even nine-thirty a. m."
Your Cousin replies, "Fine...Low THC then."
cut to the next scene.
"& they still haven't found the fingah..."
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And what about that young couple at Stop & Shop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paooAgUfoNY
Julie and Adam are 'shopping hungry again'
uh...we don't think so...
randomly, impulsively, grabbing munchie food,
they are definitely shopping...
STONED!
At least they're not shopping at a package store.
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Rant
Well, it's the Rematch of the Century for sure now,
Trump vs Biden
at the gate for
The Run to the White House,
they've both won their respective primary races,
all they need now are Running Mates for Vice Prez.
Let us simplify it for everyone,
Trump & Biden for Prez and Vice prez,
hey, why not?
They're two sides of the same coin anyway,
The Republicrats,
might as well make it official.
OR
YOU
can vote for one of the other 5 party candidates
and really throw 'em for a loop!
& that's the rant for this post.
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Parting Shots
Colours of Late Winter
Bradley Palmer State Forest
Natural Beauty
If a Tree Falls...
where do the nesting birds go?
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
the, Dashing Young Pote, selfie
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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* packies: Package Store, purveyor of adult beverages,
products had to leave the store in a 'package' such as a brown paper bag;
may be colloquialism of New England, U. S. A;
hold over from the post alcohol prohibition era.
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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Buzzy Infused Buzz Mountain Soda;
"I'll tickle my tongue with a lick!" Coyote barks.
For more on Cannabis Products,
https://lazyriverproducts.com/menu/
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"We are the World!
We are your Neighbors!
We are under banners unfurled
under guns, bombs and sabers!
We are Praying for release,
from puppet master in lofty manse
in solidarity we ecstatically rese,
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
give Peace a chance...
please.
Prayer of St. Francis
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace:
where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy.
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console,
to be understood as to understand,
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace:
where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy.
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console,
to be understood as to understand,
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
Amen.
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
just a toddler in blog years.
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